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Don Tiny
 Post subject: jimmypasta Joke
PostPosted: Fri Dec 16, 2016 2:06 pm 
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jimmypasta's wife texted him the other day ... Windows frozen, won't open, what do I do?
jimmy texts back gently pour some lukewarm water over it then gently tap edges with mallet or hammer
her ... really?? well, I suppose you would know what's best
couple minutes later she texts back ... now the computer is REALLY messed up







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Don Tiny wrote:
jimmypasta's wife texted him the other day ... Windows frozen, won't open, what do I do?
jimmy texts back gently pour some lukewarm water over it then gently tap edges with mallet or hammer
her ... really?? well, I suppose you would know what's best
couple minutes later she texts back ... now the computer is REALLY messed up







:D

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 Post subject: Re: jimmypasta Joke
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 Post subject: Re: jimmypasta Joke
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Don Tiny wrote:
jimmypasta's wife texted him the other day ... Windows frozen, won't open, what do I do?
jimmy texts back gently pour some lukewarm water over it then gently tap edges with mallet or hammer
her ... really?? well, I suppose you would know what's best
couple minutes later she texts back ... now the computer is REALLY messed up







:D

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This is literally funnier than anything Kevin James has ever done.

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