Last night brilliant funny man and friend of the Show, Dennis Miller was on with us and he suggested a two state solution. But he wasn't talking about Israel and Palestine. Miller was talking about a solution for us in the United States. Under Miller's plan, California, New York, Illinois, and Washington D.C. would become a separate country, free to install Hillary Clinton or any other liberal they desire as president. The rest of the country would remain as the United States under the duly-elected president Donald J. Trump.

The liberals would be happy because they would have the president for whom they are so desperate, they could allow terrorists from all over the world to come and go freely, and they could have government-sponsored drive-thru abortion clinics on every corner without debate. Although Ashley Judd would need her passport to attend games at Rupp Arena.

The rest of us would be happy because George Soros would likely no longer be organizing and funding riots in places like Berkeley and Chicago. The downside is Miller would have to sell his mansion in Santa Barbara and I really love Manhasset, but... it's a small price to pay for the return of a civilized America.

This is The Factor and you are in The No Spin Zone. Coming up next, Sean Spicer will be here to discuss the president's new initiatives to protect Sasquatches.

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Yeah, I'm obnoxious, yeah, I cut people off, yeah, I'm rude. You know why? Because you're busy.

Massachusetts is going to remain in that other state?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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I think they tried this once before. Didn't really work out.