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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first?

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:38 am

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remember when pizza hut first came out with the stuffed crust pizza and they implored you to eat the pizza backwards? yeah? no! i was raised right!

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:00 pm

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:01 pm

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sinicalypse wrote:

remember when pizza hut first came out with the stuffed crust pizza and they implored you to eat the pizza backwards? yeah? no! i was raised right!

I'm sure someone will shortly be along to embed the pic or gif of Trump doing this in a Pizza Hut commercial. :lol:

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:06 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

sinicalypse wrote:

remember when pizza hut first came out with the stuffed crust pizza and they implored you to eat the pizza backwards? yeah? no! i was raised right!

I'm sure someone will shortly be along to embed the pic or gif of Trump doing this in a Pizza Hut commercial. :lol:

Very well .....

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: What kind of asshole eats the top of the muffin first?

Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:20 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

sinicalypse wrote:

remember when pizza hut first came out with the stuffed crust pizza and they implored you to eat the pizza backwards? yeah? no! i was raised right!

I'm sure someone will shortly be along to embed the pic or gif of Trump doing this in a Pizza Hut commercial. :lol:

I am disappointed. When I saw you had replied, I figured there was going to be some grand Hank recipe involcing taking the cheese off of two slices to make once monster slice or something like that.

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Drunk Squirrel

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:23 pm

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I think Hank roles the whole Pizza into a burrito like food and eats it that way.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:28 pm

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Pizza?! Now thats what I call a taco!

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a retard

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 12:40 pm

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:31 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

You eat the top and throw the stump away.

Also with a cupcake, you tear off the stump and then place it on top and you have a nice little self contained cupcake sandwich.

Yep, this 100%.

I learned about the cupcake sandwich on an episode of 30Rock. It was mind blowing and life changing to say the least.

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:37 pm

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No wonder Hank Scorpio received all those serial killer votes.

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Hank Scorpio

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:51 pm

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I'm feeling a lot of hate here in this thread.

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Drunk Squirrel

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 1:58 pm

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So Darkside pro death penalty for people who only eat the top half of muffin?

Hank.. I'm going try your cupcake technique next time I have the chance. Unfortunately I'm mostly only exposed to mini cupcakes these days.. It's not hate, you're a culinary visionary..

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Darkside

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:50 pm

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Drunk Squirrel wrote:

I'm never pro death penalty.

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veganfan21

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:53 pm

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Darkside wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Who the fuck eats muffins (breakfast sandwiches with english muffins notwithstanding)? Might as well just schedule the surgery now.

Allow me to introduce you to a man who shares similar taste in men, veganfan.
Veganfan, meet leash. Leash, veganfan.

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Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2017 11:27 pm

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

I'm feeling a lot of hate here in this thread.

I'm with you, it's not like you do anything to make the food worse for you. If you like deep fried your bottom Big Mac taco or drowned it mayo, sure, but you just make the most of what you're given.

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Killer V

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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:23 am

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Eating the bottom out first is unsanitary.

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chaspoppcap

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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 8:54 am

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:scratch:

Side to side. Was unaware there was any other way.

Thats how I roll

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2017 11:04 am

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I had a cranberry muffin for breakfast this morning. It was glorious. Coffee was made perfectly too.

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