she takes all my money and spends it on bullshit, cheats on me with my neighbor, and bitches and whines about my weight. I'm done!

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so we says, "Campari, what's wrong with you, you don't talk so much"

and he responds "what am I going to say, my wife two times me?"

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Damn, I hope you threw that bitch out and changed the locks.

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