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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:04 pm

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lipidquadcab wrote:

Call out Oracles
Stay with the group and the Gorgon's won't spot us
OK, WHO THE FUCK GOT SPOTTED?!?!
Call out what side you teleported to
STOP SHOOTING FUCKING ROCKETS FROM INSIDE THE CLEANSING ORB

Don't step off your plate
Kill your gatekeeper
I SAID DON'T STEP OFF THAT FUCKING PLATE
Ok, now step off the plate
STEP OFF THE FUCKING PLATE!!! <wipe>
When I say smoke him, I better see five fucking rockets heading right for that fucker like immediately
STOP SHOOTING THOSE FUCKING BOOMERS

I need you to pull the essence from me
SERIOUSLY, PULL THE FUCKING ESSENCE!
Hey, I died on the way down, don't open the chest yet...

Don't shoot those Acolytes, I need to kill them to stay alive
If you have the debuff that is going to kill all of us, get the fuck out of the pool
Call out your plate as you jump on it

No, we don't need four people gathering charges here
NO, WE CAN'T KILL HIM WITH TEH FUCKING SWORD!!!
Don't pick up any of the pieces yet
Kill the captains
I SAID DON'T PICK UP ANY OF THE PIECES YET
Ok, somebody picked up a piece, kill those mines
HEY LOOK, SOMEONE DIDN'T SHOOT THE MINES!
No, you don't need to run up to the servitor to shoot it with the cannon
Watch out for that turret.
LEFT. MOST. PILLAR.

I .... I don't seem to recall this particular portion of King Lear.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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donspiracy

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:11 pm

Joined: Thu Mar 16, 2006 12:57 am
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Location: Westmont
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1039 Oliver Ave, Aurora
(630) 892-2772

Only ask questions you want the answer to.

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

Beardown wrote:

I'm declaring a victory without research.

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shakes

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:12 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:36 pm
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FavreFan wrote:

If you don't drink alcohol, the only acceptable reason is you are an alcoholic. Other than that, you clearly should not be trusted.

what if you just prefer ganja?

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Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

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shakes

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:14 pm

Joined: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:36 pm
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FavreFan wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Agree with FF's booze point. Also. don't trust anyone who doesn't like dogs.

Yup. Also don't trust any man who likes cats more than dogs.

Trick question, that's not a man.

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LTG wrote:

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

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shakes

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:17 pm

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pittmike wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Don't drink Everclear has become a recent addition to my life rules.

If you have not learned that by 26 you are a dope. :lol:

I would even lower than to 21...unless you didn't go to college. I learned that lesson at 18..stuff has no taste, how bad can it be? I think I ended up puking up several organs in my Oklahoma dorm room that evening.

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LTG wrote:

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:17 pm

Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:17 am
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Location: Palatine
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shakes wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

If you don't drink alcohol, the only acceptable reason is you are an alcoholic. Other than that, you clearly should not be trusted.

what if you just prefer ganja?

Still weird if you're teetotalling from alcohol, but obviously more acceptable than a person who refuses both.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:19 pm

Joined: Fri Jun 29, 2007 11:17 am
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shakes wrote:

pittmike wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Don't drink Everclear has become a recent addition to my life rules.

If you have not learned that by 26 you are a dope. :lol:

I hadn't had it for almost 10 years before last week. Had some friends bring it by, and didn't think I was in too bad of shape that night, but the next day was pretty much the worst I've ever felt after drinking.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:30 pm

Joined: Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:55 am
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We would make jungle juice which was Everclear and Koolaid. Good times. I don't recall having any issues but still, it's something a grown man shouldn't drink.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 2:57 pm

100000 CLUB

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Don't ask anyone to do something you wouldn't do yourself
Never trust a person who talks too much or can't look you in the eye
Never allow your word to become meaningless
Never feel sorry for yourself
Family First
No excuses (according to my kids)

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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Brick

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 2:59 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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Location: To the left of my post

Never be afraid to admit when you are wrong.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:04 pm

100000 CLUB

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....unless its on a message board.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:13 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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Location: To the left of my post

Frank Coztansa wrote:

....unless its on a message board.

I always admit when I'm wrong.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:20 pm

Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:16 am
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

....unless its on a message board.

I always admit when I'm wrong.

Just hasn't happened yet eh?

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drinky wrote:

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

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Chris_in_joliet

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 5:05 pm

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Location: UM?
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Never trust a man that doesn't have any really close guy friends.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

What the hell, I would. Post op is OK right? Right?!?!?!

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 5:33 pm

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Location: Far East 'burbs.
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Non edere flavis nivem

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Brick

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 5:33 pm

Joined: Wed Jun 21, 2006 6:57 pm
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Location: To the left of my post

Chris_in_joliet wrote:

Never trust a man that doesn't have any really close guy friends.

Agreed.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:12 pm

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Chris_in_joliet wrote:

Never trust a man that doesn't have any really close guy friends.

Unless he's on a business trip with one's wife.

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The Hawk wrote:

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

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newper

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:28 pm

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Give them a chance to win it back.
If you are just going to half-ass it, you might as well farm it out.
Double check that the electricity/water is off before repairing.
Reheat it in cast iron.
There's no good excuse for running out of beer.
Drive assuming everyone else is an idiot.
No harm in overtipping your barber/hairdresser.
Google Calendar reoccurance function to remind you of easily forgettable things: when to change furnace filter, when to renew license plate sticker, etc.
Have a plan, but plan for it to change.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 6:31 pm

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newper wrote:

If you are just going to half-ass it, you might as well farm it out.

This describes my management style.

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Curious Hair wrote:

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

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Drunk Squirrel

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 7:01 pm

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Location: A large oak tree.
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If it's worth doing it's worth doing right.

Let your yeses mean yes and your nos mean no.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 8:27 pm

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Nas wrote:

Don't ask anyone to do something you wouldn't do yourself

Why are you anti-immigrant?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Chus

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 12:02 am

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Words to Live By, CFMB Edition

Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2017 8:07 am

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Golf is a metaphor for life.

Golf is best enjoyed when your expectations don't exceed your abilities.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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