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Ugueth Will Shiv You

Post subject: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:33 am

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What question have you always wanted to ask another CFMB board member?

Rules:

1) Question has to be serious (i.e. non-rhetorical)
2) The Board member being asked has to answer truthfully

Keep it clean, kids.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:39 am

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Can't do it.

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:42 am

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good dolphin, why did you take spany's beer at the Sox tailgate?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 7:51 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

good dolphin, why did you take spany's beer at the Sox tailgate?

Because we were all taking spany's beer at the Sox tailgate...

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:03 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

good dolphin, why did you take spany's beer at the Sox tailgate?

Because we were all taking spany's beer at the Sox tailgate...

Psychologically, I suppose I was looking for acceptance and since everyone was doing it, I thought I could be part of the group.

On a more immediate level, the free Miller Lites that Mac was providing ran out and I was in that uncomfortable pre buzz state.

Spanky was a gentleman and I am forever indebted to him for giving me a warm beer on a hot day.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:06 am

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BadRogue, why are you a homo?

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:08 am

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If you asked, I think Spaulding would have given you a shot of her backwashed rum & diet.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:15 am

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How many of you knew each other in real life when the board was originally founded?

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:15 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

If you asked, I think Spaulding would have given you a shot of her backwashed rum & diet.

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:16 am

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good dolphin wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

good dolphin, why did you take spany's beer at the Sox tailgate?

Because we were all taking spany's beer at the Sox tailgate...

True...I was just bumming his because the Fat Tire tasted better than Miller Lite...

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:19 am

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Douchebag wrote:

BadRogue, why are you a homo?

I can verify that BadRogue has bedded many women that I had already deflowered.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:20 am

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pittmike wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

BadRogue, why are you a homo?

I can verify that BadRogue has bedded many women that I had already deflowered.

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:25 am

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Douchebag wrote:

BadRogue, why are you a homo?

BadRogue wrote:

Aw, I didn't think you got thru that chapter until the 6th grade

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:26 am

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:

How many of you knew each other in real life when the board was originally founded?

I knew no one. This has become the mid 30s, north suburban, Platonic dude hook up site but it wasn't always that way.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:28 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

If you asked, I think Spaulding would have given you a shot of her backwashed rum & diet.

I didn't even know she was drinking.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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JORR

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:48 am

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Gloopan Kuratz, why have you forsaken us?

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Freedom is our Strength.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:55 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Gloopan Kuratz, why have you forsaken us?

This board is afraid of me...I have seen its true face. The threads are extended gutters and the gutters are full of circle jerks and when the posts finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their Icegirl and Dicaro talk will foam up about their waists and then Caller Bob and Beardown will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "No."

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If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

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JORR

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:56 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Gloopan Kuratz, why have you forsaken us?

Actually, I think it's probably because The Doc outed him as Jurko on The Podcast.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:57 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Gloopan Kuratz, why have you forsaken us?

Actually, I think it's probably because The Doc outed him as Jurko on The Podcast.

That would be awesome

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drinky wrote:

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 8:59 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Gloopan Kuratz, why have you forsaken us?

Actually, I think it's probably because The Doc outed him as Jurko on The Podcast.

That happened? I can't seem to get through a podcast...too much golf and NBA.

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Darkside wrote:

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:22 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Gloopan Kuratz, why have you forsaken us?

Actually, I think it's probably because The Doc outed him as Jurko on The Podcast.

That happened? I can't seem to get through a podcast...too much golf and NBA.

On the Mac Podcast.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 9:50 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Gloopan Kuratz, why have you forsaken us?

Actually, I think it's probably because The Doc outed him as Jurko on The Podcast.

That accusation has been levied for many, many years ... I'm pretty sure it predates my joining the bored.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
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W_Z

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:42 am

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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Gloopan Kuratz, why have you forsaken us?

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtain.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:43 am

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W_Z wrote:

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Gloopan Kuratz, why have you forsaken us?

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtain.

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drinky wrote:

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: UFBT: Questions You Always Wanted to Ask a Board Member

Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2017 10:48 am

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IceGirl, are you pregnant?

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