I know this is random. But I was thinking about the cool things they could have said and didn't. I think I have a great one. Better then anything they ever had and they had some good ones.

"He once brought a knife to a gun fight...and won."

This could be a fun thread. What do you guys got?

Not a lot has changed around here...

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I just remember those commercials and thought Richardo Montalban should've been in them.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Nah, best line would be "cured Magic Johnson"

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Yeah. You're right. Good one. That's pretty damn funny.

He once got a man to commit suicide just by asking him to.

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THATS A WAY BETTER THREAD

HE ONCE HAD SEX WITH JULIE DE CAIRO, AND STAYED STRAIGHT.

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Not a mult.

He has a sweet spread.

Wait 'til you read the Beerdown mult. All-Star caliber.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

The two reasons these commercials work is because:

1) they're funny
B) they don't run them into the ground

I think they only have new ones once every few months or so and they don't play them every commercial break, unlike other spots. Good idea on their part to keep them relatively fresh and to keep people from getting sick of them.

When he talks, EF Hutton listens.



Or is that too dated?

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http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

We will sell no wine before it's time.

He got killed by a cop, and the cop got convicted

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Hello

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Mama Mia, that's a spicy meatball!

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

He caught Chris Hansen on an online sting.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

He once played Lebron James 1 on 1 in basketball. Not only did he win, he dunked on Lebron and wang-whipped him.

Goff: That's a little too much, playa. Ain't no way that's possible.

Beardown: I knew you would say that.

He convinced a white women to marry Beardown

Goff: Playa, that's even more improbable then the Lebron thing. More likely the bearded cracker walks on water then be able to get you a white women.

Beardown:

Worst two consecutive posts in board history?

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Goff: Amen, brother. Amen.