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leashyourkids

Post subject: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:42 pm

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I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:43 pm

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I do not like the sport coat with jeans look. Even worse if the jeans are shorts. I also don't like the sport coat with T-shirt look.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:43 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?

Is he wearing shower shoes?

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Ogie Oglethorpe

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:45 pm

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Just a question, is the flight to St. Louis?

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Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:48 pm

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denisdman wrote:

I do not like the sport coat with jeans look. I also don't like the sport coat with T-shirt look.

This is all wrong.

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Juiced

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:49 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?

TIMEOUT! I'm going to throw the flag on this and say this is not acceptable anywhere, not just on an airplane. I trust that JORR will not overturn my ruling and allow the play to stand.

leashyourkids wrote:

Will try to sneak a pic.

No need for instant replay. I seriously question anyone asking for it. :shock:

:shock:

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:53 pm

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It's probably Rachel Dolezal.

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Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:57 pm

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denisdman wrote:

I do not like the sport coat with jeans look. Even worse if the jeans are shorts. I also don't like the sport coat with T-shirt look.

Hank Scorpio wrote:

They laughed at me the first time I wore jeans with a sport coat. I was the first wealthy man in America to ever do that. Now they all do it!

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 12:57 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?

Jean shorts are never acceptable on a man in the post-1977 world.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:01 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?

Jean shorts are never acceptable on a man in the post-1977 world.

Exception for Stone Cold Steve Austin

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:42 pm

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rogers park bryan wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?

Jean shorts are never acceptable on a man in the post-1977 world.

Exception for Stone Cold Steve Austin

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:53 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?

Please catapult him into the sun at your earliest convenience.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:53 pm

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Makes me thirsty every time.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 1:55 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?

I don't think JORR cares if you take pictures of dudes at the airport.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:05 pm

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denisdman wrote:

Makes me thirsty every time.

Jorts so tight that you can see a guy's ass crack make you thirsty?

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SuperMario

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:23 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?

Jean shorts are never acceptable on a man in the post-1977 world.

Another reason Jason Goff sucks. He was criticizing people who have flat toed dress shoes yet he was claiming Jorts were in style.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 2:36 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Makes me thirsty every time.

Jorts so tight that you can see a guy's ass crack make you thirsty?

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:04 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?

Jean shorts are never acceptable on a man in the post-1977 world.

This is the correct answer. Just making sure.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:22 pm

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no pics = didnt happen

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:40 pm

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RFDC wrote:

no pics = didnt happen

Let's be honest. It's probably leash. He was looking for guidance, not a ruling.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:47 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Makes me thirsty every time.

Jorts so tight that you can see a guy's ass crack make you thirsty?

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Haha. The ones with beer, please.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 4:49 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

RFDC wrote:

no pics = didnt happen

Let's be honest. It's probably leash. He was looking for guidance, not a ruling.

Ding, ding, ding!

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2017 8:22 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

I am sitting at the airport, and there is a guy boarding who is wearing a sport coat and - I shit you not - jean shorts so tight you can see his ass crack.

I seriously just turned my phone back on to post this. Will try to sneak a pic.

JORR, acceptable or no?

Jean shorts are never acceptable on a man in the post-1977 world.

Wrong again, moron.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Need a JORR ruling

Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2017 11:08 am

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You think somebody wants a roundhouse to the face, while I'm wearing these? Forget about it.

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