My theory, Leash and Denis faked a kidnapping and also with Leash's help...had some type of elaborate life insurance policy written up that will pay out when both are declared dead. The money will be funnelled away from their wifes and in to some elaborate off-shore account in the Cayman islands...with Leash's experience in the insurance industry and Denis' knowledge of the insurance industry and financial wherewithal, you couldn't find two better candidates to hatch such a scheme.!!.??? Does anyone have the passcode so we can join them on the islands once their plan is finalized?

leash probably got shot by a cop as he was sitting alone in a parking lot enjoying one of his late night ice cream cones.

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Did either of them get hired to drive a U-Haul somewhere?

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Freedom is our Strength.

Left their families and ran off to Ibiza to get married.

Now they're hanging out in a garage on the island drinking.

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Oh, I'm afraid both Denis and Leash are still alive and in the state of Illinois.

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A garage built by Pulte.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Oh, so it collapsed in the wind last night?

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That Pulte garage was no match for those vicious 30 MPH winds

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Elections have consequences.

Denis is in the rubble of his collapsed Pulte. We need to coordinate a rescue.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Nah.

Let him hire someone.

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FOUND!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

What happened to Scooter?

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Hopefully he's fake dead too.

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I really feel both may be dead.

Went on a fact finding mission to see HawaiiYou's girl.

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Iirc He had some health related issues with his family. Hopefully that’s gotten better and he’s just taking a break from the board.

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Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.- JD Vance
If you committed violence on that day, obviously, you shouldn’t be pardoned.- JD Vance on the J-6 insurrectionists

He posted a few days ago.

I hope his daughter is ok.

I think den is on a binge celebrating the corporate tax cut...leash is just on a binge.

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Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.- JD Vance
If you committed violence on that day, obviously, you shouldn’t be pardoned.- JD Vance on the J-6 insurrectionists

If both Denis and Leash don't show up to CFMB Christmas Bash (Hosts: Eddie and JoBo), then I won't know what's what.

Shit that's right. She had brain surgery or something, right?

He sure is a goofy bastard, but he's our goofy bastard and I hope he returns.

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Scooter lives. Be on more soon. Daughter doing well thanks for asking and remembering. Been a stressful time. I still read often just not a lot of time to get goofy with you all right now.

Good to hear.

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Very good.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Thank you Donald.

Most likely they are together not listening to music.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley