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Darkside
 Post subject: Flu like symptons
PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 7:39 pm 
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Recently read in a National Comfort Institute about a study in which individuals in a certain state who reported flu like symptoms were tested for the flu and for carbon monoxide poisoning.

What percent do you think did NOT have the flu, but symptoms of Carbon Monoxide poisoning?

20% did not have any flu virus. They had carbon monoxide poisoning.


Just a thought.

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 Post subject: Re: Flu like symptons
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If he has the flu his ass should be out there playing, it's not an injury.
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Darkside wrote:
Recently read in a National Comfort Institute about a study in which individuals in a certain state who reported flu like symptoms were tested for the flu and for carbon monoxide poisoning.

What percent do you think did NOT have the flu, but symptoms of Carbon Monoxide poisoning?

20% did not have any flu virus. They had carbon monoxide poisoning.


Just a thought.

You all blow.

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 Post subject: Re: Flu like symptons
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I've always thought "flu like symptoms" was a 69' Cubs illness, or any reason Patrick Kane wasn't playing. But unless Nate Robinson led a Varsity Blues style strip club event last night, I think this is actually the flu.

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 Post subject: Re: Flu like symptons
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I've always thought "flu like symptoms" was a 69' Cubs illness, or any reason Patrick Kane wasn't playing. But unless Nate Robinson led a Varsity Blues style strip club event last night, I think this is actually the flu.


You play with an illness, injuries are a different story.
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 Post subject: Re: Flu like symptons
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Darkside wrote:
Recently read in a National Comfort Institute about a study in which individuals in a certain state who reported flu like symptoms were tested for the flu and for carbon monoxide poisoning.

What percent do you think did NOT have the flu, but symptoms of Carbon Monoxide poisoning?

20% did not have any flu virus. They had carbon monoxide poisoning.


Just a thought.

You all blow.


I think you forgot to log out as EVIL J.A.C.K.
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 Post subject: Re: Flu like symptons
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Darkside wrote:
Recently read in a National Comfort Institute about a study in which individuals in a certain state who reported flu like symptoms were tested for the flu and for carbon monoxide poisoning.

What percent do you think did NOT have the flu, but symptoms of Carbon Monoxide poisoning?

20% did not have any flu virus. They had carbon monoxide poisoning.


Just a thought.

You all blow.

No offense but the National Comfort Institute blows... I trust the National Balancing Council much more. I heard the NCI will fill balloons with radon and use them as party supplies.

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 Post subject: Re: Flu like symptons
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What was the point of seacrest's post?

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 Post subject: Re: Flu like symptons
PostPosted: Fri May 03, 2013 4:13 pm 
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Darkside wrote:
What was the point of seacrest's post?


I'm an old man...I was confused...

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 Post subject: Re: Flu like symptons
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Darkside wrote:
What was the point of seacrest's post?

6 fucking years asking this question.

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 Post subject: Re: Flu like symptons
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I stayed in last night. The wife had/has the flu and I started to feel shitty. Wouldn't you know it, this post comes to you from a diarrhea filled throne.

Good morning!

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