Ever dumped a chick due to not getting any tail? In otherwords, u went out with her but she wouldnt give u any tail. Maybe making out and shit, but still no proper tail.

How long were u with her before u had enough?
What was her reaction when u dumped her? Was she glad she didnt have to kiss ur smelly breath anymore? Was she crying?

Did u get any pussy soon after u dumped her, or were u still in heat for a long time thereafter?

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I took a dump on a girl on the ground becuase she didn't have a tail.

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If she doesn't have a tail, she's a guy.

I did date a Baha'i chick briefly, her body was locked tigher that Fort Knox until she got married, religious reasons. She was a great-granddaughter of one of the early elders, so she was 100% brainwashed. Which was a shame because she was in her early 30s and also the horniest piece of ass I'd ever dated, but she wouldn't do anything about it. She finally got married about two years later, and she probably wore her poor husband out.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

No prehensile tail is definitely a deal breaker.

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No, but I dated a girl for about a month after I knew I had to break up with her since the sex was so good.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

I have a feeling all Whistler dates are things with tails.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I read that contrary to what you are lead to believe in the media, very few women are willing to take it in the tailpipe. Next they are going to tell us they don't like taking loads to the face

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

If you are taking her on proper dates, there's like 3. If you don't bang by the third date she will never be that into you.

They really want the first date. But they will fight it hard because they are princess. Also the risk if you do bang on first night you will just be fuck boi but that's a good risk to take. Always better to be sexy over stable.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.