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How much ass are you getting while trapped at home (includes HJs and BJs)?

A. Once A day - Yes!	23%	[ 3 ]
B. Twice a day - Red Rocket!	8%	[ 1 ]
C. 3+ Times per day - This thing's gonna fall off!	15%	[ 2 ]
D. Once every other day or so	15%	[ 2 ]
E. Once every few days	15%	[ 2 ]
F. Once per week	15%	[ 2 ]
D. None - I have a very low libido	0%	[ 0 ]
G. None - but I am beating my dick like it owes me money	8%	[ 1 ]

Total votes : 13

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

Post subject: Re: How Much Sex are Work-From-Home-ers Having?

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:28 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Frank it is completely normal to experience a downturn in relations after having a little one.

You will bounce back soon.

I made zero mention of bedroom antics in this thread. Some weeks are better than others, but I am not complaining.

Must have gone c-section then!

Put down that scalpel and back away from the vagina, Doc!

Side note: I find it highly implausible that only one board member is flogging the frog.

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whistler

Post subject: Re: How Much Sex are Work-From-Home-ers Having?

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:37 pm

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i dont understand why nobody's answerin the question.

ARE U FUCKING MORE OR ARE U NOT!!??

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: How Much Sex are Work-From-Home-ers Having?

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:41 pm

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This one has thread of the year potential :lol:

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IMU

Post subject: Re: How Much Sex are Work-From-Home-ers Having?

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:42 pm

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long time guy wrote:

IMU wrote:

long time guy wrote:

IMU wrote:

Can't we have a nice thread discussing each other's sex lives in way too much detail without derailing it with yet another LTG fight.

Daily. It's nice.

Spoken like a 30 something year old dude who gets to experience it for the first time.

It feels really nice when the goo comes out.

If only she could say the same.
After years of buildup it should. Probably feels like a Texas Oil Field given the years of Depravity.

Who's worrying about what she says? If God wanted women to orgasm he would have made it easier.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: How Much Sex are Work-From-Home-ers Having?

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:43 pm

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LTG is one of the few guys on here who has never mentioned a significant other. He is the last guy who should be talking about anybody else's love life.

Even bigfan had 'stories' of him with women.

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Darkside

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Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:56 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Even bigfan had 'stories' of him with women.

But they were all men.

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long time guy

Post subject: Re: How Much Sex are Work-From-Home-ers Having?

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:57 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

:lol:

LTG is one of the few guys on here who has never mentioned a significant other. He is the last guy who should be talking about anybody else's love life.

Even bigfan had 'stories' of him with women.

That's because Real Bad Boys move in silence.
Real players in the game never discuss such matters of Triviality Fraternization Frank. In addition is this to quote the Great Sonny Cox. "Loose Lips Sink Ships".

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

Post subject: Re: How Much Sex are Work-From-Home-ers Having?

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:28 pm

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long time guy wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

So basically this is your song then:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6IJCFc_qkHw

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: How Much Sex are Work-From-Home-ers Having?

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:30 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Even bigfan had 'stories' of him with women.

But they were all men.

I remember one of the times he banned me for like a day when I replied to one of his story that he was posting. Something about how she was a personal trainer or something. I asked if the trainer's name was Bruce

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

Post subject: Re: How Much Sex are Work-From-Home-ers Having?

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:33 pm

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long time guy wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

No, Loose lips place the 2-hole in danger of an immediate occupancy.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: How Much Sex are Work-From-Home-ers Having?

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 3:35 pm

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Social distance, people.

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Pres-Elect FukNuggitt

Post subject: Re: How Much Sex are Work-From-Home-ers Having?

Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2020 4:03 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Social distance, people.

Making Mac's Sour Apple Pork (boneless pork chops, sauerkraut, garlic, onion, S&P, and an apple, slow-cooked) tonight for dinner.

If it tastes as good as it smells, I may indeed be putting my thumb up the wife's butt after dinner. Will advise.

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: How Much Sex are Work-From-Home-ers Having?

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:00 am

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long time guy wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

LTG gets the 2020 Who You Crappin' award...

long time guy wrote:

I guarantee you that I have fucked more women in my life than your limp dick viagra taking ass.

Anytime you want to have a chick battle feel free blue pill blastmaster. I will give you a hint. The battle will be rather short.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: How Much Sex are Work-From-Home-ers Having?

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:02 am

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: How Much Sex are Work-From-Home-ers Having?

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:15 am

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I work on a sex farm. It's been about the same.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: How Much Sex are Work-From-Home-ers Having?

Posted: Fri Mar 20, 2020 10:29 am

100000 CLUB

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Telegram Sam wrote:

I work on a sex farm. It's been about the same.

Instead of salt peter, just put that Rush DVD on.

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