[insert joke here]

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

No Chicago teams have had a suck season post shut down.

Blackhawks- won a playoff series and weathered the PC storm to take their name
White Sox- undeniable success
Cubs- several fans were able to watch games from the rooftops thus ensuring an attendance title
Bears- about to start a division title season

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Chicago Fire sucked.