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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Which female "professional" "athlete" could you whoop?

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 8:47 pm

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Pretty sure I could lay waste to any challenger Betty Friedan could toss my way.

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Nardi

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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 8:59 pm

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She'll kill you

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Which female "professional" "athlete" could you whoop?

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 9:00 pm

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Nardi wrote:

She'll kill you

I could take her easily. Also, it unclear if she is a biological female. Regardless, if I squared up with her she would be put in a body bag. I got 100 lbs and about a foot of reach on her.

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Nardi

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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 9:03 pm

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This one will definitely kill you

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Which female "professional" "athlete" could you whoop?

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 9:04 pm

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Nardi wrote:

This one will definitely kill you

Shit. However, Killary is not a professional athlete in the traditional sense.

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The menstrual cycle changes among Hassidic Jewish women was something as well.

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Bagels

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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 9:25 pm

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Which female "professional" "athlete" could you whoop?

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 10:55 pm

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I beat a couple of professional women's racquetball players when I was playing at the "B" (above average) skill level in men's amateur tournaments.

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redskingreg

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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:31 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

I beat a couple of professional women's racquetball players when I was playing at the "B" (above average) skill level in men's amateur tournaments.

(button 48) We’re happy for ya

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FavreFan

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Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:36 pm

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I don’t mean to brag but I believe I could beat Hillary in most athletic endeavors

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Which female "professional" "athlete" could you whoop?

Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2021 11:37 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

I don’t mean to brag but I believe I could beat Hillary in most athletic endeavors

July could outrun you (and Charles Barkley)

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Tall Midget

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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2021 6:00 am

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redskingreg wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

I beat a couple of professional women's racquetball players when I was playing at the "B" (above average) skill level in men's amateur tournaments.

(button 48) We’re happy for ya

Thank you!

My matches with them were close, but Todd Sauerbrun would have eviscerated them provided he didn't destroy all of his racquets first.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2021 7:21 am

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FavreFan wrote:

I don’t mean to brag but I believe I could beat Hillary in most athletic endeavors

It takes a village to kick FF’s ass.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Fri Jun 04, 2021 9:51 am

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Maybe Norm Duke because he is old and tiny. If he was all hopped up on cocaine again though, I wouldn't stand a chance.

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