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SpiralStairs
 Post subject: Pants size check
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If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.

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34 x 30 - 35% BF (probably)... Ham Planet it is... Diet starts today!

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Being sick for the last three weeks plus an urge to lose before our vacation saw me drop over 20 elbows, the "42 waist FAT PANTS" are slipping off of me now. I actually saw a number in the second digit on the scale I had not seen in years, right before we left. I was really pretty good about food consumption in VA, but driving home yesterday, I had to snack to stay awake. Probably gained half of it back...Stuck in a 40X29 for a while
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im on hamburger planet

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SpiralStairs wrote:
If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.


According to average pants size charts the typical use male has a 39" waist.

You are slightly smaller than the average Japanese male, so a very petite American male, somewhat malnourished and likely are no longer having your period.
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Clawmaster wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.


According to average pants size charts the typical use male has a 39" waist.

You are slightly smaller than the average Japanese male, so a very petite American male, somewhat malnourished and likely are no longer having your period.


A grown male with 32s has an eating disorder.
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i always buy pants at least 1-2 sizes too big. just got a pair of 4x-5x puma shorts for $16 that mercifully have a drawstring in the front of them. i call it the antithesis of the 80s gym teacher look.

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Clawmaster wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.


According to average pants size charts the typical use male has a 39" waist.

You are slightly smaller than the average Japanese male, so a very petite American male, somewhat malnourished and likely are no longer having your period.

Counterpoint is that the typical American male is pretty fat.

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Clawmaster wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.


According to average pants size charts the typical use male has a 39" waist.

You are slightly smaller than the average Japanese male, so a very petite American male, somewhat malnourished and likely are no longer having your period.


And roughly 75% of American males are overweight. That 39" average waist size sounds about right.

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whitesoxfanfrank wrote:
Clawmaster wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.


According to average pants size charts the typical use male has a 39" waist.

You are slightly smaller than the average Japanese male, so a very petite American male, somewhat malnourished and likely are no longer having your period.


A grown male with 32s has an eating disorder.


This is utter bullshit. I've been a 32*32 since about 25 years old. 6' 183 lbs with approximately 10% body fat. I graduated HS weighing 177. You don't have to become fat as you age.

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This is utter bullshit. I've been a 32*32 since about 25 years old. 6' 183 lbs with approximately 10% body fat. I graduated HS weighing 177. You don't have to become fat as you age.

hey if you're ever bored on a weekend and you want a low-cost opportunity for fun, i suggest going to your local supermarket and pointing at all the fat/ty people that walk by with a ghastly look on your face while blurting out "YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BECOME THAT!"

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Most obese country in the world, so I’m sure most people here are fat AF.

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sinicalypse wrote:
DAC wrote:
This is utter bullshit. I've been a 32*32 since about 25 years old. 6' 183 lbs with approximately 10% body fat. I graduated HS weighing 177. You don't have to become fat as you age.

hey if you're ever bored on a weekend and you want a low-cost opportunity for fun, i suggest going to your local supermarket and pointing at all the fat/ty people that walk by with a ghastly look on your face while blurting out "YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO BECOME THAT!"


:lol: :lol: I'm guessing you're over that average 39" waist size?

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Most obese country in the world, so I’m sure most people here are fat AF.


UK is catching up. A lot of fatties last time I was there.
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Clawmaster wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.


According to average pants size charts the typical use male has a 39" waist.

You are slightly smaller than the average Japanese male, so a very petite American male, somewhat malnourished and likely are no longer having your period.


6'1", 220 lbs my fren. Absolutely rocked up

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Most obese country in the world, so I’m sure most people here are fat AF.


Based on what I've seen, I don't think most people here would be described as being fat as fuck.

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Nas wrote:
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Most obese country in the world, so I’m sure most people here are fat AF.


Based on what I've seen, I don't think most people here would be described as being fat as fuck.


thick in the head but not the pants

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Clawmaster wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.


According to average pants size charts the typical use male has a 39" waist.

You are slightly smaller than the average Japanese male, so a very petite American male, somewhat malnourished and likely are no longer having your period.


:lol: :lol: :lol: Claw is the GOAT.
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Clawmaster wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.


According to average pants size charts the typical use male has a 39" waist.

You are slightly smaller than the average Japanese male, so a very petite American male, somewhat malnourished and likely are no longer having your period.


6'1", 220 lbs my fren. Absolutely rocked up


Sounds like you've been skipping leg day.

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Nas wrote:
Jbi11s wrote:
Most obese country in the world, so I’m sure most people here are fat AF.


Based on what I've seen, I don't think most people here would be described as being fat as fuck.


34" x 32". 6' 177lbs give or take. And I'm dying to get back into the gym for leg days.

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It is whatever my tailor determines.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
It is whatever my tailor determines.

Why do I care?


I wouldn't either. Especially since I stopped sweating months ago. The wife keeps telling me to turn on the ac, but I don't need it, just a fan. This is outstanding!

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Clawmaster wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.


According to average pants size charts the typical use male has a 39" waist.

You are slightly smaller than the average Japanese male, so a very petite American male, somewhat malnourished and likely are no longer having your period.


6'1", 220 lbs my fren. Absolutely rocked up


Sounds like you've been skipping leg day.


31” waist, 28” thighs

Can’t buy anything off the rack.

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Spiral…this guy…I call this guy the white Alonzo Spellman. Physique, mental ability, MMA skills…the resemblance is uncanny.

Jacked out of his mind and dollars-to-donuts, if you’re handicapping which bored member is most likely to end up walking shoeless on a state road, this Blanco Al Spellman fella oughta be your leader in the clubhouse.

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SpiralStairs wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Clawmaster wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
If you’re rocking anything larger than a 32” waist you are a ham planet.

31 x 32 and 5% body fat.


According to average pants size charts the typical use male has a 39" waist.

You are slightly smaller than the average Japanese male, so a very petite American male, somewhat malnourished and likely are no longer having your period.


6'1", 220 lbs my fren. Absolutely rocked up


Sounds like you've been skipping leg day.


31” waist, 28” thighs

Can’t buy anything off the rack.


So your waist is 31” and each leg is 28”?

Are you a cartoon?

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I’m an Olympic track cyclist basically

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I’m an Olympic track cyclist basically


Glad to meet you, Lance.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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I’m an Olympic track cyclist basically


Glad to meet you, Lance.


Lance couldn’t hang with the velodrome boys. Robert Förstemann would eat him alive.

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