How did u do it ?

Were you all compassionate and shit ?

Or did you take the fuckers keys and have them escorted out ?

Did it involve sex in some way ?

Whistler?

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No ?

Just one of my hookers. That’s it. Don’t want to discuss the details. But I had to let her go.

I have not. Many tough conversations but usually folks pick it up or quit.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Thank them, tell them you need to go in a different direction, thank them again, wish them well. Make sure things are documented as well as to why they're being terminated.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

Did u beat her ass ?

Never had to fire with HR and IT and everything. Most of my staff were scattered across a half dozen offices across the country and well educated. I usually talked with them on individual weekly calls, and flew in to their office for 2-3 days every quarter to see them as well as other senior staff. So if I flew in for a single day to meet with them and then left without any other meetings, and our conversation wasn't particularly upbeat, maybe it was time to start looking.

I did have to put some folks on improvement plans, but a couple of them got their act together and the rest just left on their own. We were in a labor hour revenue business, so if you weren't being used by your colleagues it became apparent quickly.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Had to fire 2 times. I hated doing ,one was at Hollywood video other was when I was a supervisor at a PBM company. That one was the hardest as it was out of the blue.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

GONE!

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Bob’s wife fired me from painting her back walls. I think she felt guilty or something. Does that count?

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does she have a tramp stamp ?

I don't do that directly I make the owner be the bad guy lmfao

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Once. I hated it even though it was deserved. My much older partner treated it like a capo sending his foot soldier on his first hit. He said it was something I needed to learn to do. She cursed me up and down. She had only worked a couple of months but must have been absent at least a dozen times. I also smelled alcohol on her. I still dreaded it.

I now try to go through temp agencies so that I test a new hire out before making a decision on hiring. It's worked well.

Above the secretarial level, I've been fortunate enough to have the bad workers quit before I had to fire them.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

This isn't a charity, it's a business. We're here to MAKE MONEY.

It's time to get rid of the dead weight.

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I don't embrace excuses. I embrace solutions.

YES!!!! FUCK YES!!!

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