Plenty of stories. None of them fun.

new thing i encountered with a couple millennial chicks is some weird asian rope thing called 'shibari'. had to kindle a book from amazon to the one girl's ipad to figure it out first time. you need to be an eagle scout + America's cup crew member to be able to pull that shit off. by the time you're done she's all trussed up like a butterball turkey and you're wondering if there's still time to tinder up a less labor intensive date for the night.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.