Nardi wrote:
First, I'm always 25. On day one, I'm pitching to Babe Ruth and we're both talking shit. I backwards K him, then I have my way with, in their primes, Christie Brinkley, Kathy Ireland, and Halle Berry. Then I get drunk as fuck, do a boatload of coke, and burn down a barn.
Good first day.
Pretty cool that they’d allow coke in heaven. And would hell let the Babe take a day trip to heaven? I doubt it.
Who's they? Heaven is metaphorical all you can eat infinite buffet. It would be Clone Babe Ruth. Exact in every way. If I want to pitch in old Yankee Stadium, packed to the gills, BAM!, right down to every detail.
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