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SpiralStairs
 Post subject: Penis Accident
PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2023 7:21 pm 
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If your hog and testes get chopped off in a wheat thresher calamity are you now a woman? I mean you don’t even have a dick and balls.

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Nope. You are a man with no penis or balls.
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Spaulding wrote:
Nope. You are a man with no penis or balls.


So essentially a married man?

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PostPosted: Thu May 25, 2023 7:30 pm 
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Nas wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
Nope. You are a man with no penis or balls.


So essentially a married man?

Folks…

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 Post subject: Re: Penis Accident
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Spaulding wrote:
Nope. You are a man with no penis or balls.


Where should such a person piss? They can’t got to the men’s room because if they did and some guy peeped at their groin they’d see no penis and think a woman was trying to pee standing up.

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I don't know what you married people are doing but my husband still has his. They are important.
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Like Lia Thomas, Spiral Stairs has chosen to maintain his cock.

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I don't know what you married people are doing but my husband still has his. They are important.

Are you certain it’s real? I’ve seen what 3-D printers can do these days.

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SpiralStairs wrote:
If your hog and testes get chopped off in a wheat thresher calamity are you now a woman? I mean you don’t even have a dick and balls.



You've met Fred?
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Nas
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Like Lia Thomas, Spiral Stairs has chosen to maintain his cock.


Mrs JORR allows you to maintain your cock too.

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This is good content

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You can't turn the black cock black.

I think we can all agree.
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Nardi wrote:
You can't turn the black cock black.

I think we can all agree.

Why would you want to turn it black? It already is!

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SpiralStairs wrote:
Nardi wrote:
You can't turn the black cock black.

I think we can all agree.

Why would you want to turn it black? It already is!

He had black cock on his mind. I would think that is something you can relate to.

And why would one put their cock in a wheat thresher? That's some Cum Town content right there.

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 Post subject: Re: Penis Accident
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Franky T wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Nardi wrote:
You can't turn the black cock black.

I think we can all agree.

Why would you want to turn it black? It already is!

He had black cock on his mind. I would think that is something you can relate to.

And why would one put their cock in a wheat thresher? That's some Cum Town content right there.

Strictly speaking of an unfortunate encounter with a wheat thresher. The penis removal would be entirely accidental.

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SpiralStairs wrote:
Spaulding wrote:
Nope. You are a man with no penis or balls.


Where should such a person piss? They can’t got to the men’s room because if they did and some guy peeped at their groin they’d see no penis and think a woman was trying to pee standing up.

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 Post subject: Re: Penis Accident
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Franky T wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Nardi wrote:
You can't turn the black cock black.

I think we can all agree.

Why would you want to turn it black? It already is!

He had black cock on his mind. I would think that is something you can relate to.

And why would one put their cock in a wheat thresher? That's some Cum Town content right there.

And then a Whitey Herzog reference!

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