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Darkside

Post subject: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 6:41 pm

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Start a book club.
Find out who keeps eating half a donut in the break room.
Convert inertia into heat.
Organize a union of pizza delivery workers (unity!)
Speed run Super Mario Brothers 3 in 21 minutes or less.
Learn to make cheese.
Make a months worth of Indian food and bring it to my house for me to... uh... eat.
Run for local office.
Kill a hobo and make a necklace out of his ears and teeth.
Sharpen your lawn mower blade.
Plant a lemon tree indoors then bitch about the cat eating all the leaves.
Discover true romance with your car.
Start an assassination club and take on contracts.
Rebuild the alternator on a 1984 Dodge Rampage.
Map the bottom of Lake Griswald.
Start a religious cult.

Cmon help me out guys.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 6:43 pm

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In no particular order, of course.

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Nardi

Post subject: Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 6:54 pm

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The making cheese sounds interesting.

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This Ends in Antioch

Post subject: Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 8:35 pm

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Nardi wrote:

The making cheese sounds interesting.

It’s a euphemism. Don’t google it.

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Zippy-The-Pinhead

Post subject: Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 10:53 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Jack-off to Della Street while binge-watching Perry Mason & screaming at the screen that his legal theory is wrong.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2024 11:50 pm

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Darkside wrote:

If you are keeping this much attention to him, should we start a similar post for you?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2024 5:53 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Darkside wrote:

If you are keeping this much attention to him, should we start a similar post for you?

Go for it. I'm sure, like the rest of your posts, that it will be an instant classic

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2024 7:20 am

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I really hate when break room fatties subdivide individual pastries throughout the day. Eat the donut or don't eat the donut but you aren't fooling anyone by eating a quarter of it only to come in throughout the day and eat another and another.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:06 am

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We used to put notes, take it all or take nothing.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:38 am

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good dolphin wrote:

donuts are the obv ones
someone here cut a muffin in half recently. if i knew who it was i would have slashed their tires.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:40 am

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Bagels wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

donuts are the obv ones
someone here cut a muffin in half recently. if i knew who it was i would have slashed their tires.

makes me think of the old posts of someone who had a guy at their work that did all kinds of strange things with food and the break room. RPB maybe?

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:46 am

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Darkside wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Darkside wrote:

If you are keeping this much attention to him, should we start a similar post for you?

Go for it. I'm sure, like the rest of your posts, that it will be an instant classic

I think I will take a nap instead.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:48 am

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Hawg Ass wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

Darkside wrote:

If you are keeping this much attention to him, should we start a similar post for you?

Go for it. I'm sure, like the rest of your posts, that it will be an instant classic

I think I will take a nap instead.

Didn't you just get up?

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:50 am

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Hawg is trying to get prepared for the big year. He needs his rest. He has a world series and superbowl parade to get ready for.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:54 am

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RFDC wrote:

He has a world series and superbowl parade to get ready for.

Oh, that's nice. Hawg will be in Chicago in mid February!

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:56 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

RFDC wrote:

He has a world series and superbowl parade to get ready for.

Oh, that's nice. Hawg will be in Chicago in mid February!

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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Frank Coztansa wrote:

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

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Gorilla Monsoon

Post subject: Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2024 9:58 am

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Folks a reminder, the title cannot change hands on a countout or disqualification.

Lumberjack rules may need to be in place for this one, if Frankie rolls onto the side of 294.

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2024 11:10 am

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This Ends in Antioch wrote:

Nardi wrote:

The making cheese sounds interesting.

It’s a euphemism. Don’t google it.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Something for ass kissy JLN to do

Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2024 11:20 am

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Gorilla Monsoon wrote:

Folks a reminder, the title cannot change hands on a countout or disqualification.

Lumberjack rules may need to be in place for this one, if Frankie rolls onto the side of 294.