anybody been yet?

last day is tomorrow

quite a weird thing to have a shitty snowy day and then walk into the boat show

Im gonna sleep with my wristband on in case I wanna show up there again tomorrow and not have to pay another admission.

you think the deals at the show are better than what youd find at the dealers normally?

or is it all bullshit?

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The McCormick place is a great place to take a shit.

Did you know a ship's toilet is referred to as the head?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

The Best Of All Time Show?

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Is it still downtown?


(The boat show)

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yes.

McMormick Place

competing with some dumbass Soccer Coach conference. What kinda dumb conference is that?

Fuck soccer and fuck soccer coaches.

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Fixed

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

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If you are looking for a good deal, do your homework and buy used.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Go tankless.

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One of the great local ad jingles.

it came to me that I needed to take a shit, and I wondered how dirty the shitters might be.

Then I manned up and held it in and eventually the urge went away as I was leavin'.

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Crazy me. I was sure whislter wanted ticket to see the Gun Show.

A real man shits on demand, in public. No matter the circumstances.

agree, normally. But I was about to leave when the urge hit me slightly, and didn't feel like undressin' myself, taking a shit, and then havin' to button back up. Wasn't feelin' good and wanted to just get the fuck outta there.

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Boat Show is this weekend.

At Rosemont this year. Does anybody wanna go in with me on a brand new boat?

I can't afford one by myself. Maybe someone wants to go in with me on one, and they can also train me on how to drive a boat and where to store it and shit.

THE BOAT SHOW!

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

i will say of all the outdoor shows I go to, the chicago boat show is one of the better ones. its 90% boat/dock stuff. the other 10% is people selling healthcare creams and gutter guards and crap. but most outdoor type shows its like 30-40% those people.

here in the QC our expo center show circuit is 50% grifters like mentioned above (also including the "get your name printed on a brick" guy). a hunting club i'm a part of is one of the core volunteer groups so i'm there here or there.

Going today. Maybe we will buy a dock and drop it at Millennium Park.

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