Please message me on here, send me a DM or check out my #insta if you're interested. I haven't worked on annual dues yet, but we will keep them cheap. (Still in need of a treasurer... Christian Wolff, hit me up). Once we have at least 15 members, we will be able to vote on our official colors and logo. PLEASE ONLY APPLY IF YOU ARE ABLE TO ATTEND AT LEAST 4 FUNDRAISERS EACH YEAR. I know a guy that owns a lot of land in Somonauk, so we shouldn't have a problem in terms of a place to hold our war games, and we should be able to build our clubhouse....sorry, I mean bunker....somewhere on the property.

#donttreadonme #secondamendment #2a #gunporn #afterschoolprograms

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Please have a disclaimer in your material that officially cautions against linking the Arlington 10 to the IMU 15/Cucks R Us.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Depends. What kind of complementary food are you going to serve? And what kind of attractive women are you going to have for us to fuck when we get bored shooting guns?

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

It appears someone doesn't know their recent history very well.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I was thinking I would grab some Little Caesars Hot and Readys?

We'll need to go outside the scope of CFMB if we need to find someone to hook us up with attractive women. Let's table this requirement for now.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

I get the feeling many people want to shoot me.

Hard pass.

Where's the fun if it's well regulated?

Now people will come if you say punch and pie.

No.

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

In theory sounds kind of fun, but not if IMU has anything to do with it.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Wow, getting voted out of my club / gang / militia before we even have our first ice cream social. Very sad!

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Shoot.

The IMU Militia is armed with light sabers.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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I'm out. If you can't be bothered to get either Smoque or Waffle House, you are not serious about this.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Gloria Gaynor on you motherfuckers, I Will Survive

Maybe first try to grow a well-regulated beard. by cracky

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I've manscaped the hell out of my beard in recent months. I could pass as Italian or Hispanic. Ricky Rubio or Jose Bautista.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

IMU leading a militia would be as comical as... IMU leading a militia.

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I started mine on Saturday, for ya now, the MLB playoffs. Very well regulated.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I have a .22.

Let's roll.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

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I failed marksmanship in college as a senior. Instructor had never had a student who had never fired a weapon before (or since). I improved a lot, but the grading scale was set up for all the ROTC students getting extra shooting time, and I was horrible while standing. But it was good to vent frustration.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Those raccoons and possums won't stand a chance.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Here is your militia:

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Is "Jimmie/Jimmy" squeezing the butts of the boys or girls in that picture?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I was one of the 7 people who watched "The Postman."

IMU could turn out to be the copier salesman turned badass militia leader. Sometimes it's those you'd least expect.

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We'll worry about leadership positions when the time comes. Right now we just need me as a pointman to work on this group rate for our first Paintball Explosion event the first Saturday of November. Please RSVP by October 14.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.