So last night I promised that if the JDC thread got to 1,000 pages, we'd do a semi regular review of the rules of CFMB club.

Rule 1: Seacrest will never answer a question. Ever.
Rule 2: 10% of the posters make 90% of the posts. 1% of those posters make 90% of the bad posts on the site. The Hawk is in that 1%.
Rule 3: Only one mult per calendar year is actually good. The rest are created by Douchebag
Rule 4: Fuck Donald Trump(for everyone but JORR, The Hawk, and Cheap Charlie)
Rule 5: All Hail Donald Trump(for JORR, The Hawk, and Cheap Charlie)
Rule 6: long time guy has never left an argument as the loser.
Rule 7: long time guy has never left an argument no matter how badly he was losing.
Rule 8: Don't ever mistake the fact that pittmike drinks too much and looks like a dope confuse you, he is a scientist.
Rule 9: Pulte homes are terrible
Rule 10: 2005
Final Rule: The politics section is to this board what the White Sox are to the city of Chicago.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Except for when he spent half of Black Wednesday arguing with himself. But I guess then he left as the loser and the winner.

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The first person to care, loses.

Well done comrade Rick.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Well done Rick . Needs to be posted to the CFMB twitter account forthwith . Tag QCP in it .

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Damnit. Somebody was smart enough to change the password. I was going to go do it

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Rule #12: The white male has it unfair and is the overlooked victim. (hat tip: JLN/WFT/ToxicMasc/America/badrogue)

Rule # 13

When the White Sox don’t sign a premier free agent, the discussion must begin with everyone hating Reinsdorf, however protocol is an additional 4-5 pages of discussion/groupthink until a consensus is reached that it was a smart move as the said player probably wasn’t worth the money to begin with.

scientist requires quotation marks

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Rule #14: Cubs fans care more about the Sox and Sox fans care more about the Cubs (applies to Caller Boob, Frank, and good dolphin, among others)

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Applies to Juiced for sure

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Yep

Rule #15: When in doubt, gif

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Rule #15: any poster named after a country is a racist.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

#17 The board was always better 2 years ago and about to shut down.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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#18: good guys buy drinks.

#19: gay guys buy burritos.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

D) Don't be a jerk! What's a jerk? Anything I deem as being a Jerk. If you choose to join this website you choose to abide by any and all rules in existance or in the future, whether notified or not. This is specific to your actions, comments and postings and allow said information to be provided to those requesting such information when such issues arise.

Glad to to see that i still hold first place in the real estate in Brick's mind.

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The D) is a nice touch.

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Elections have consequences.

3A.) All non-native English-speaking mults must sound like Tonto.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Love me some Juan Bad Hombre.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Are the lights on or off in there?

Are you testing rule #1 for accuracy?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

They are on, but nobody's home.

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Dear dumb person,

Were I to use proper english and enunciate in a manner that would be fully respectful of the Queen's English, it would be reasonable to assume that one may question the overall validity of my bona fides.
For example, Mr. Chipmonk Cheeks Costanza, who mind you has made an error in 5he spelling of his own name, may not really be convinced that I am indeed a terrorist leader of a small impoverished Asian nation.
Of course, there also exists, for the more astute amongst you, the realization that I am indeed based on a person who has been dead for several years. That, however, is less problematic than the idea that even if I were alive still I would have almost zero interest in posting on a message board based on the discussion of Chicago Sports talk radio, save for any mention on one Mr. Dennis Rodman, who may indeed spark some intellectual curiosity and could conceivably result in some interaction with this community, were one to completely suspend disbelief in such manners.
Anyway my dear friends, it has been a wonderful time speaking with you this evening. I wish you and your families a peaceful and delightfully spiritual holiday season.

Yours,
Kim Jung

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Come to wonderful People Republic for vacationing! We have many wonders to offer you dumbys. We have many pollution to marvel. We have wonderful mass grave for stupids dissenter. We have a lovely tree. Many 10 year old prostitute, all three kind!

I care

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That's why you lose.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

That's why I care.

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What a viscous circle we find you in, darling.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Rule #20: MOVE

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