Has anyone here ever met a bridge tender, or actually know one?

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Yeah. One of my uncle's closest friends was a bridge tender. I'm not even sure if they exist anymore. Maybe a couple guys who have a little clout and are grandfathered in.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

SeacrestYou.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

what's a tender?

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Seawhistler.

a retard vibe.

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Nah...Seawhistler would be, "Have you ever fucked a bridge tender?"

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fuuuuucck!!!!!

Yeah. Why?

I only hate-fuck bridges.

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kind of like a nugget, but longer

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

One of our daughters who works downtown asked me on Sunday how much it cost the city to leave a bridge up all week.

So I was wondering if any bridge tenders were still around.

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Was there any doubt that JORR's response would be yes?

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

No, there was not.

I was expecting a story with the answer though.

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Can you eat 60 of them?

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Or, have you ever taken a shit in a bridge tender's booth while you were fucking a chick you met at Jenni's ice cream after your Bible study group meeting in which the group leader incorrectly explained the distinction between transubstantiation and consubstantiation?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Think of it like a boneless wing.

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An unjust law is no law at all--St. Augustine of Hippo

Cause tried and true
I see the light in you
Oh, can you dig in my soul?
Could you smell my whole...
life?--Gener and Deaner

Those are 150 guys, they got one guy on each side of the 106th street bridge ..pretty nice gig.

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They seem to have all the good jobs. Best gig I’ve seen was the guy at sears tower that just pushed buttons on the elevator. Half the time you would have to take one of the other elevators up to the top to wake him up so that he could pick up some freight from the ground floor.

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Mulli is Howard Stern in his prime compared to Haugh.

and they make AT LEAST 150K a year. Good ole city of chicago salary. almost like a mafia construction contract. maybe even better.

remember when KFC came out w/ their chicken tenders back in the day to compete against mcd. Oh my, they were soooooooo good! I don't know if kfc has it on the menu anymore. I think I had them like 7 years ago and they were shit.

I knew one, but not in Chicago. He was the tender of the drawbridge here on the St. Joe river. Super guy, did high school football radio broadcasts probably back into the 1970's up to when my kids were playing. Very community-youth supportive. He hosted the high-school quiz bowl competitions on the local radio, as well.

Probably not as well compensated as the big city tenders, but I am pretty sure it's actually a state job here in Michigan.

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perfect!!!

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Nope,but I know a guy who worked out on the cribs. That is Shinning level of insanity stuff

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Prove it.

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