- Boilermaker Rick will fly in from New York and attend a board event. Everyone will find him incredibly pleasant, thus completely killing his board persona due to arguments simply ending in "oh Rick, you're so silly".

- IMU will begin dating a lovely young lady and will undoubtedly tell everyone about it. The relationship will ultimately fall apart days after he posts photos of the new "headlights" he bought for her.

- Darkside and Panther will meet again and bury the hatchet. Whomever receives the hatchet wound is still undecided.

- Kid Cairo will release his first rap album to raving critical acclaim, causing him to take a long hiatus from the board. Spmack won't notice.

- Boyd will get engaged.

- MFD will become noticed at a gig by a record producer for children's Saturday morning cartoon jingles. Frank quits the band after doug and Darko ask to write a song entitled "Paper Bags and White Sox Games".

- Ugie and Stinkfinger will come out of the closet... after being held hostage for 3 months by Keeping Score. SPmack won't notice.

I can promise you that you will not find me to be pleasant. I wouldn't hold back my thoughts on you like I do on the board.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Oh Rick, you're so silly.

Q Bo, your love of Hank Kingsley is the best thing about you

Well played Ugie. I noticed.

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-CGS will not have a cognizant thought.

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You can bring that prediction out for the rest of time and be spot on.

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Scooter will be demanding a managerial change be made by the Cubs 50 games into the season.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Peeps will not be available on the board or twitter for 1 full calender day. He will be busy.

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-bigfan and Frank will resolve their baseball antagonism with one another by discovering they both share a love of floral crafting and knitting.

-spmack will release another few short films that I won't watch...He'll eventually ask me to be involved in one of them. Sucess ensues.

-Dr. Ken will jump the SHARK with the Mr. Burns avatars.

-RPB will start posting prose by Witman, Poe, Chaucer.

-Douchebag won't be one...on 4/1/12.

-RPB will be banned by bigfan.

-The Mults will start their own CSFMB Wrestling Association thus resulting in TGTOAT. ( the greatest thread of all time).

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IMU will piss someone off
Kid Cairo will get upset at someone
Free Ajent will catch VD
Bagels, Frank and Ivan will make Seinfeld references
Big Fan and Kid Cairo will complain about said Seinfeld references

We'll see.

I call bullshit. You are an arrogant little pisant fratboy fucktard who can not help but annoy those around you because you think you are superior to them when in fact you are one of the lowest forms of scab licking parasites out there.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I am amusing myself.Be gone ratturd boy

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Yeah okay.Let me ask yo uthis .
If you are such a hotshot living a great life.With all the great things happening to you,what the fuck are you doing home on a Friday night talking on a message board talking with a bunch of old men and married guys with out pants on?

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Dude,it is Friday.What 20 something with haldf a brain $20 in his pocket along with a condom not go out on a Friday ?
I'll tell you the kind:

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Doug you dont get enough credit for your creativity.

The mult wrestling association is awesome.

Wu Tang, Rae, Chauncey

Witman, Poe, Chaucer

Who would even notice?


Isnt it Whitman? (Id put a wink here but I HATE that smilie. We need a better one to signify were fucking around. I usually employ the good dolphin no emoticon you figure it out dumbass method or Frank's )

BTW drunk Chaz is always a thing. Not always a good thing. But a thing nonetheless.


He's not done either


I thought Chaz had something with the "what are you doing on a friday night..." question

but the "its the night before NYE you fucking moron" was a solid counter punch. Stunned Chaz.

Its a tossup right now.


(Also: Ill exempt the finger meme overuse in the context of an internet fight...its anything goes.)

I swear on my Grandmothers grave I have not touched a drop all day.

I will retort to the night before NYE thing that lame-o whipped out.

Fucknugget ,when I was your age it did not matter every night was NYE.My friends and I even had a nickname.We where called the 72 hour club.You know why we started drinking Friday after work and did not stop till Sunday night.We did not sleep.We drank ourselves sober.We knew of ever 24 hour liquor store we could reach.We even resorted on a few occasions traveled to the hellhole known as Cicero.You ever been to any of those bars back in the day.It looked like the Cantina scene from New Hope.
Face it ,you are an internet cretin/loser.If you where such a "fasttrack"hotshot you would have at least one loser friend to be over at your place to do something with like play video games.You are not even cool enough for other loser rejects in your age range to want to hang around with you.At least the guys on Big Bang Theory are a group,you sadly can not even scrape up one friend to come mooch off you on a Friday night.Give it up boy,you are a worse loser than the Washington Generals.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Damn. Even for chaz, that's a smackdown.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I think I killed IMU.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

OKC will love me.
SHARKYpoo will stop PMing me asking for my number.
Big Cock Boyd will get the recognition around here he deserves
Spmack will star in a porno and proclaim himself too good to post here anylonger

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They are real and they are spectacular!

I typed Whitman...then changed it to Witman. oh well.

but you are correct RPB. My creativity is vastly overlooked here.
read my posts...that might help things.

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There are at least 4 new meme's in there.

And you're already sick of every one of them.

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That is not the question.The question is,was it a good response to said goofball?

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I have a question.

Did chasp really just call someone else a loser immediately after admitting that he and his "buddies" would drink for 72 hours straight, which included a drunken drive to Cicero to get more alcohol?

Not yet



Chaz, friday after work til sunday night is not 72 hours.