OK,the reason I bring this up,is last night my better half and I went to the RAM resturaunt/brewery in Schaumburg (right by Ikea). We walk in,the hostess see's us and walks to the desk to grab some menus. About 2.7 seconds after she stopped walking,her enormous breasteses in a low cut top stopped bouncing. My eyes almost were hanging as low as my nutsack. We get to the table and another beautiful young lady with a huge rack serves us. I look around and notice all the waitresses seem pretty hot.

Where have you guys been that had some top notch crotch?

http://www.theram.com/

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Features in Naperville always seems to have a lot of eye candy.

No, I'm not WayneStylie.

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when i was at ram it was dead but there was a really hot bartender there...this was a while ago. and i was there on a date so i wasn't really looking that hard.

the bar down the street from me has an amazing selection. i usually go there to write and have a few beers and take in the...atmosphere.

Hooters in Davenport.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I'm kind of partial to JB's Showplace in DeSoto, Illinois.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Monk's has a lot of large breasted women working there

That's almost always a good thing.

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You're in a lot of trouble, mister!

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Gibsons Rosemont. There used to be a hostess here who was a dead ringer for Pam Anderson.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

He's obsessed. He's obsessed with breasts...that's hard to say.

Arnie's

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You do not know Monks!

JOE ORR! Please Educate the Youth on what Monks was.......???

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

New place in Crestwood "At the Office" has some talent

True story. I once referred to the Hooters in Schaumburg as "the Minor Leagues of Hooters Girls" to my gf's dad. If Schaumburg is the minors, Davenport must be the independent league.

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That's kind of true. Because they are not the ones getting naked.

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Hooter's in Janesville is low A league.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

The Hooters in Downers Grove was not that great, either.

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The original Hooters in Clearwater Florida has the hottest Hooter girls.
Hottest hostesses is Nine in Vegas.

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I wouldn't be too sure bout that, you have St. Ambrose right there...

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team Mully & Hanley
team Meatpants

It's still Iowa.

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No, its pretty clear your don't know Monk's. I haven't seen a collection of women like they have there outside of a Russ Meyer film.

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Superdawg

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The Wiener Circle.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Before you even heard of Monks they had Friday lingerie shows when it was a bar that served food. The burgers were huge, cooked perfect and the Friday shows were more than revealing.

Then it was bought closed for remodeling and turned into a generic dark pub, that people now go to as a 'treat' for a thin well done bacon burger, thinking it was something special and it just sucks now.

Franks streak of being in the ' not knowing' group continues.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I guess Bigfan is more of a Reggie's guy.

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Hottest waitresses are at Hugos and Gibsons.

Yes, that is where North found Jen Jen.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Of course those would be real waitresses, I would prefer almost any bar on Clark Street at Prime Time waitresses

you might just never get your food.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami