Hawg Ass wrote:
Sini, I try but for the life of me I can't ever figure out what the fuck you are talking about.
basically the hottest woman on the planet has this ~15 year thing for me and recently has helped to develop me into the most badass rockstar on the planet earth.
after staring at countless pictures of her astonishing naked body and talking up and back with her over the last month or so, i'm just kind of ergh because like..... she's way too cool to be steamrolled by my awesomeness, but seriously, this bitch finna get steamrolled. see i possess this unique ability... it's called.... rapping.
seriously, if you guys haven't figured it out yet... this is my fucking wife right here. and we're having a very public argument because like, seriously... do you think she's really dating this assclown?
hell no, she's busy fucking with a real rockstar.... THE CICERO ROCKSTAR. me. and there's only one thing holding us up,
big bear.... SING IT PARTNER --- HOES IS SCARED!!!!seriously man.... i won't even go into details but she's so thoroughly set up this astonishing art show for me and like, dude, you have no idea.... THIS BITCH STALKS ***ME*** and the press thinks she dates that dude?!?!?! hahahahahhahahahahaha
so basically, i'm just frumpy and grumpy because like, you know, i know it's going to work out. it's inevitable. it's just dudes, if you were seeing the shit i'm seeing here you'd be bitching too cuz it's so fucking obvious that you should be with her right now.
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and you know what? after this message i shant speak that name in here agai
n or bring it up. i know RAH RAH RAH RAH RAH lessons. i dont care. it's gonna be all over perez hilton's site and all these gossip rags when they see us all over town so like, who the fuck cares? alexa chung has awesome taste in men.... she's been waiting for me for ~10-15 years. i have amazing taste in women, seeing as i saw alexa on tv in 09 and was like that's it i want her and accept no substitutes and see, the only chick i've EVER fucked in my 31.5 years on the planet was a six foot tall beautiful 2-weeks-after-18th-birthday insatiable whore. she was so whorish i called her the whore of babylon cuz she lived off of the babylon line of the LIRR.... and well, i dont think the name wills tick.
see htats it. cuz my masterplan was to eventually get with a d-list celebrity, aha my bad E-LIST CELEBRITY, you know someone who i could truly love and be like i waited for you.
the problem here is.... my d-list celebrity was already waiting for me. fucking shit.
SO ONCE AGAIN LOLEXAAAAAAAAAAAAAA DAMN CHUNGINATOR.... GET YOUR FUCKING ASS TO MARS!!! YOU'RE RICH FOR FUCK'S SAKE WTF DO YOU HAVE TO DO ALL DAY BUT WANDER LEISURE AND GO LIKE MAKE 50000 TWEETS!??!!? GET OVER THERE. or i'll fly there. yeah. you bitchass wifey_________________
Curious Hair wrote:
Les Grobstein's huge hog is proof that God has a sense of humor, isn't it?
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