it was like that trailer park boys movie. takin a piss and suddenly surrounded by blinky lights. just tryin to take a piss in the privacy of the open countryside but someone has to fuck it all up. apparently i was impaired too i dont know. i know its not 1974, but the officer gave me a ride home. VERY nice guy. i want to buy him a beer. #onlyinwisconsin

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pulled over?? Was the car still moving while you were pissing??

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Thank god you didn't kill anyone or anyones kids while your where driving while impaired, IKe.


dont worry you'll get them next time!

Ya....my wife is driving around the WI countryside right now so I am very appreciative that he didn't kill her.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Glad you didn't murder anyone and that you find it funny.

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i dont think the guy would have given me a ride home if he thought i was drunk. i admitted i had a few and he felt it was better to just drive me home. stand up guy.

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You're right...cops never let anyone who's been drinking off easy.

Friends don't let friends drive drunk.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

What would Ike say to you if you said to him "dude you had a couple too many to drive?"

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assholes

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I can confirm that you can be pretty 'faced in Wisconsin and still get off with just a ride home. Unless you have Illinois plates, of course, in which case you're fucked.

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when he said i was impaired i just said "really?". was honest, i knew i could drive fine but if a cop has an opinion you just roll with it. im still surprised he did that though, its absolutely unheard of in illinois unless its new years eve.

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Well, I just hope you don't murder anyone in the future, Ike.

(Say it with me)


That didn't happen.

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I once again will play the voice of reason for this thread...

So, you are just waking in the countryside, drunk, taking a piss and a cop pulls up and drives you home?

is there a bar within 1/4 mile of where you live that this effort of a quarter mile is a usual occurance?

did you get drunk and then go for a walk?

I need to know more about Ike South for my celeb BBQ~

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Did the po-po get a peek at your big, black wang?

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-Hank Kingsley

Why didn't you tell him you could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die?

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i had to leave my truck on the side of the road. dont worry, someguy, the truck is fine.

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Come on, bigfan. You've spent time in rural Wisconsin. You know as well as I do that tales of Wisconsin don't have to be plausible to have happened.

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i did think about pulling my medical card, saying i couldnt wait to pee... but what i really should have done was walk into the corn in the first place and took a leak there. that way when i see the cop pull up i just hide until he puts an orange tag on my truck and leaves.

thing is, when youre in the middle of nowhere, and nobody is around, its pretty unlucky to have a cop pass right when you stop for 1min. is what it is, im just glad he was a normal human being.

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When you got back to your place, did you invite him in to watch your 110" TV screen?

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Who has that?

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Ike.

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I wanna be like Ike.

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GO BEARS!!!

I could help you.
I'll need a ball peen hammer and a 18 volt drill and a 3/8th inch bit.
A little brain damage, and we're on our way.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

I feel some trepidation about the trepanation ... in that its prescribed strength isn't quite enough to meet the need ...

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- Henry George

That would have worked if you hadn't stopped me.

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Drunk driving is hilarious, right Ike? This is exactly why you're a fucking worthless piece of dog shit. Too bad you didn't have a one car accident. Maybe find a fucking purpose in life.

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