That my wife gave my cat a donut or that he ate it?
Frank gave him fried chicken once.
He bared it up later.
But he kept the donut down. And wanted another.

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just make sure there's no chocolate. cats can't break it down, it's toxic to them.

your cat's a cop.

What's more weird?

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Ike likes food cats aren't supposed to like (e.g., ham, mayo, sweet and sour sauce), but couldn't give a rat's ass about 'normal' cat-type foods (shrimp, fish, milk, etc).

Ike has a taste of chocolate from time to time ... hasn't done him any mischief I'm aware of ... he turned 13 yesterday so it can't be too bad.

Have folks figured out who Jon Stewart is yet? This place has been like a special needs message board recently.

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I thought that was dogs.
It was vanilla frosted. Fucker ate the whole thing.

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One of my cats got out and ran away. I didn't care.

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Theobromine and caffeine are the problems in chocolate ... and just like life, the darker it is, the more dangerous it is.




sorry

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Screw your cat. A man that lives with a cat is weird!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

er, yes...well, my old cat used to love frozen yogurt and i'm pretty sure it had some chocolate in it but it wasn't that much. they can have a little but not too much and yeah if it's baked or dark it can be fatal.

this sort of reads like a letter to Penthouse Forum.

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right? it's way more normal to want to live with an animal that has an affinity for smelling your ass, humping your leg and licking your face all the time. and barking like a fucking mental patient.

make sure you give it chocolate. they cant break it down and it will die. the wife will never know

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<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Dude, Free Ajent has been gone for a long time now ...

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Yes,dogs bark and cats meow. Dogs have saved thousands of lives over history in rescue missions and are used for drug sniffing and bomb sniffing.

Enjoy rolling the ball with the bell in it to your little Friskers.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

they let 95% of shit go undetected. highly effective dirty animals arent they

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100% correct once again!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

And burritos.

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MMMMMM burritos thats what's for very late dinner.

Also cats are cool if they leave you alone. Had only one in my life I liked. Tigger. Little multi colored sweet thing. Jump in my lap want a quick scratch rub ass in face then go away for 24 hrs or so. Women should be so kind. Glad Mrs.Scoot cannot see this.

For people living in apartments or condos that aren't home enough to enjoy the company of a dog, the cat is a fine pet who can take care of its own needs for days at
a time. I've had cats in the past but admittedly won't get any more because they live too long. My Siamese cat was one of the smarter animals I ever owned.

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It's a sad world for you people when jimmy can correctly claim pet superiority.

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Nothing more disgusting than living in an apartment with a cat shit box.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

oh yes there is. living in an apartment with a dog that smells like asshole.

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I'm afraid of cats, I think they are going to attack me.

They probably are.

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A dog is like another kid. A cat is like a lamp. Not sure which I prefer

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