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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 12:40 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:00 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:06 pm 
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Jbi11s wrote:
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Well, I don't think you have much of an option unless you're gonna suck each other's dicks all night.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:09 pm 
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leashyourkids wrote:
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Well, I don't think you have much of an option unless you're gonna suck each other's dicks all night.

Is that what you tell them?

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:11 pm 
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leashyourkids wrote:
Emma Stone


Her thick ugly eyebrows,flat chest and weird voice make her real popular with the millennials.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:11 pm 
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Seriously, though, I agree. Anal sex is one of the dumbest things ever thought up. I get it for the gheys, but for normies, there's a perfectly good vagina right there... and it has evolved to be the perfect vessel for sex. Why put it in her unlubricated ass? Fucking weird...

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:14 pm 
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Seriously, though, I agree. Anal sex is one of the dumbest things ever thought up. I get it for the gheys, but for normies, there's a perfectly good vagina right there... and it has evolved to be the perfect vessel for sex. Why put it in her unlubricated ass? Fucking weird...

I knew a dude who preferred to fuck his girlfriend in the ass. I never understood. It's weirder to think about now.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:14 pm 
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Seriously, though, I agree. Anal sex is one of the dumbest things ever thought up. I get it for the gheys, but for normies, there's a perfectly good vagina right there... and it has evolved to be the perfect vessel for sex. Why put it in her unlubricated ass? Fucking weird...


Even Emma Stone?

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Catcher.

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Killer V wrote:
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Catcher.

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Mancaves

Yup.

A real alpha doesn't need a mancave because the entire house is his to do what he wants.

This is true. Never let the female run your house to the point where you need a room to escape. This should be taken care of early in the relationship.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:31 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:51 pm 
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It's pretty awesome but the recovery time kills me.

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good dolphin wrote:
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It's pretty awesome but the recovery time kills me.


Bruised rectum?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 27, 2017 4:04 pm 
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leashyourkids wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
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It's pretty awesome but the recovery time kills me.


Bruised rectum?


Damn near killed 'em!

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It's pretty awesome but the recovery time kills me.


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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 8:17 pm 
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With respect to the CFMB: cock.

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Macaroni and Cheese

I don't hate it, but pretty overrated.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 8:31 pm 
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Macaroni and Cheese

Maybe try it with white cheddar.

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Douchebag wrote:
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Everyone else has to love it.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 01, 2017 9:36 pm 
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I'm quite loveable.

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Ranch and mayo. Pretty much hate most condiments and all white foods, save for cauliflower.

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I'll agree with fried chicken(generally) and Beyonce.

And throw in anything Disney. Oh, and cell phones.

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redskingreg wrote:
mayo.

Disliking mayonnaise is pretty common these days.

Fools.

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