You, me, a can of Off, a can of Kodiak, a bottle of Boone's Farm, $273, 2 Augusta hookers.

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This actually sounds like a good time..... and that is way too much cash

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I thought golf wasn't a sport. How could his body break down from practice?

I'm not talking about you, T-Bone.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Any activity where you can wear a sweater and dress pants, and not hinder your performance. Not a sport...

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Well, I never really got into the whole "golf isn't a sport" argument. In my opinion it is
somewhat of a sport, but in all honestly it is a skill, kinda like shooting a bow and arrow.
You have to put in a lot of practice and repetitive motion to get good at it. Not a particularly
hard sport to play if you have any kind of hand/eye coordination but you need to practice
a lot to get pretty good at it.... depending on what level you want to be at.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Just because you can succeed without a 4.3 40 yd dash, or a 36" vertical leap, doesn't mean it's not a sport. It's clearly not as physically demanding as football, but it does take some athletic ability.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Trying to figure out if the eye roll is directed at me or not....
I think we are on the same side of the fence on this one Ugie.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

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Team Cutler.

Interesting-ish article on Tiger.

http://www.golf.com/tour-and-news/why-t ... &eref=sihp

I'm a fan. Always have and will be. The article isn't anything ground breaking, but a nice synopsis of where he is at now in his career and the publics opinion of him.

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Team Cutler.

You and I are in agreement.

Paddy Harrington is your (very) early leader at 2-under after three holes. Old-as-fuck Ben Crenshaw is on his tails at 1-under.

Tiger -1


This shit is over

I just put my six-pack on layaway for Sunday pickup.

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You know me like that.

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Got room for mine.

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I leased mine.

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Same links as Chus posted yesterday, but streaming coverage here;

http://www.masters.com/en_US/live/index.html

PSA, this link doesn't work for me with Firefox, but its working fine with Google Chrome.

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Jim Furyk just got hit in the eye with a pimento cheese sandwich on the 7th. Saved par.

I wish someone would hit me in the face with a pimento cheese sammy. That's some good eatin.

ol' Henrik is having himself a round so far.

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He'll fall back down to earth soon enough.

If he does exactly that, I will wash your car at the next board outing.

Henrik had all kinds of trouble with that 18th. Took an 8. That pretty much wipes out his entire day.

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That just sucks man.

I wasn't pulling for him to win or anything, still rare to see a pro take a quadruple bogey like that.

Lee Westwood out of the gate smokin hot!

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He must have hit it right into the trees and then played Woody Woodpecker from there.

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No I know, but to play that well for 17 holes and then give it ALL back.


Awful