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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
PostPosted: Sat Jul 11, 2020 11:35 am 
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:lol: Yeah. Not of sound mind and a quick-witted reply like that seem mutually exclusive.

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So if Grandpa Road Rod did get kicked out of that place, he would have taken his business elsewhere?

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So if Grandpa Road Rod did get kicked out of that place, he would have taken his business elsewhere?


Was he wearing a sport coat?


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WTF is that about????


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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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WTF is that about????


Jada broke Big Willy's heart.

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Nardi wrote:
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Jada broke Big Willy's heart.

OK. What's the August thing? He's really upset about August.


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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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That marriage has been a blind / cover for as long as I can remember.

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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99% of their calls are for just "simple domestic" stuff

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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Ok modestly funny.

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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Loumonth Jack? The very rare last name for a first name and first name for a last name.


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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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My dad talks about doing these drills in the 60s (maybe it was artillery from his lz, doesn’t talk much about his time in army) as being a major contributor to his poor hearing as back in the day, way protection often meant holding your hands over your eRs when they fired.


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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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they let the woman soldier hold the camera

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That surprisingly required a lot of manual labor

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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I was really hoping for a better payoff

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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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 Post subject: Re: Best of Twitter
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