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What would you do if your Fiancée hyphenated your names together?
Nothing. The women's lib movement taught me a thing or two 4%  4%  [ 2 ]
Not much. It's no skin off my back. 24%  24%  [ 11 ]
Remind her of the day to day pain in the ass crap it will introduce. 29%  29%  [ 13 ]
Ask her to reconsider. The invevitable "pussy" jokes will become intolerable 42%  42%  [ 19 ]
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What Milf's? Those women from Nellies? I don't think any of them had kids....

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There were plenty of hints.

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And rest assured, in the morning, you will still be here, and the members will still love you. But KS won't be here, and most will still think he's an asshole.


Does your carriage turn into a pumpkin at midnight KS? Jesus H Christ Cinderella - talk about a dive bomb attack from above. Hit and run.


I'm an evaluator for a certain chain of stores throughout Illinois and Wisconsin Mr. Hawkeye. I was "iced" in today. The weather has caused major havoc with my work schedule this month as I travel hundreds of miles nearly every day - usually. I'm waaaaay behind, and as the weather clears, KS has to return to normalcy as well. Like working. So in short, I will be on the road, traveling, working, and stalking both good dolphin and Frank Cozstansa.


Woodman's is a good store - you shouldn't need to evaluate too much.


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I've missed this entire "day"

Oh well


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I've missed this entire "day"

Oh well


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Kid,
If you're still looking for year end award categories, KS just scored one.
He flew in, made a lot of noise, shit all over everything, and flew out.
In the process earning himself the coveted "2007 CSFMB Seagull Poster" of the year award.

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Rob, I think you just earned a "CSFMB Funniest Award Name"...uh, award.

and wouldn't it be 2007?

was that too circle jerky?

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Mustang Rob wrote:
He flew in, made a lot of noise, shit all over everything, and flew out.

That just about sums it up.

I'm not sure if I'll continue with the voting. Maybe I should do a poll about it.

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Rob, I think you just earned a "CSFMB Funniest Award Name"...uh, award.

and wouldn't it be 2007?

was that too circle jerky?


No but this is.
Thanks Doug :wink:

Can you tell I've been working on the 2008 budget a little too long.
My mental calendar has already flipped , and the Bears didn't help any either :cry:

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Wow. What a fun day it looked like. The Christmas spirit is alive and well.

Fire and passion at it's finest!

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Mustang Rob wrote:
Kid,
If you're still looking for year end award categories, KS just scored one.
He flew in, made a lot of noise, shit all over everything, and flew out.
In the process earning himself the coveted "2007 CSFMB Seagull Poster" of the year award.


You get comeback poster of the year for that, Rob. :lol: :lol:


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Don't call it a comeback
I been here for years
Rockin my peers and puttin suckas in fear
Makin the tears rain down like a MON-soon
Listen to the bass go BOOM
Explosion, overpowerin
Over the competition, I'm towerin
Wreckin shop, when I drop these POSTS that'll make you call the cops
Don't you dare stare, you betta move
Don't ever compare
Me to the rest that'll all get sliced and diced
Competition's payin the price

That's all I got for ya NSJ - just rollin off the top of my head :wink:

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did we lose HHJ? he hasn't posted in a couple of days.

Mitch? any info?


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Hey guys (and gals) :D

Woodman's still in business despite you being iced in this week?


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Woodman's is awesome.

You ever been in one of those monster's Hawkeye?

Best prices, best selection......but you need a good solid 10 hours to get through those stores

Do they have them in Illinois too?


Yes, as a matter of fact they are only in Illinois and Wisconsin....


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like a bad threes company episode...or something.


someone came in the wrong door, and all hell broke loose!

major points for whomever can identify that reference.


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This was quite a thread

I forgot how big a dick KS used to be. :lol:

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This was quite a thread

I forgot how big a dick KS used to be. :lol:

Yeah, this was a fun thread. Brought back some good memories. Good times...


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This was quite a thread

I forgot how big a dick KS used to be. :lol:
He is what he eats...or something.

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KS was hitting on a female in this thread too. A lot's changed in 5 years

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KS was hitting on a female in this thread too. A lot's changed in 5 years

That was his thing back then. I forget if it was him or NSJ that got into some deep shit for going after a married board member. Or maybe it was all a dream. I have some pretty fucked up dreams.


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KS was hitting on a female in this thread too. A lot's changed in 5 years


Indeed.

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You know, part of me wonders if the Keeping Score moniker is used by the same person. A while back KS disappeared for a year (either hospitalized or imprisoned). Then he comes back w/ a whole new personality. I've also had this feeling re: Tall Midget.


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Keeping Score wrote:
Truth be told, I was going through a little bit back then.

I was still on the lam with 4 felony warrants out for me.
I was involved with ItalianFemale
I was doing that evaluator job which covered 5-6 states every month
My son was entering his formative teen years.
I was always traveling and torn between the time I could spent with him/versus making a living

So I had some stresses.

Thanks for clearing things up. I'll strike you name from the list.


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Keeping Score wrote:
And let's not kid ourselves, despite the stresses that made me a raging asschunk, it's no secret that I was "Old school CSFMB" at that time. The remotes and get togethers were a relatively new thing at the time, and the ensuing love fest sickened me to no end. In my opinion, it greatly affected the board and made it largely unenjoyable.
Due to the new "Real" friendships that were developing, the board became a lot less honest, and a lot less interesting.
I don't feel a lot different these days, at least in terms of the board/honesty.
I will say however, that I'm happy for those who have furthered their joy in life through these endeavors.

I think for the most part, I've lowered myself on the asshole scale.


Don't you think that your current board persona helps foster this dynamic?

You're a good guy, but you're not the same poster that used to call people on their crap with his every last breath.

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I'm wondering how I would have reacted if my wife had said she was hyphenating our last names. I think the saying that you don't know how you would react until you are in that situation, is probably true here.


Move to Bahhston.

Actually, we just presume you're talking surnames. Hyphenated first names seems much more meaningful

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In business many times it's important for a woman to maintain her identity. Changing her name might cause some confusion whereby the hard work done to establish relationships (in business) would be effectively lost. It would probably seem odd to me, had my wife not changed her name, but I would have accepted a hyphened choice had that been her preference. I know women who made such a choice. One is my son's Godmother who worked in advertising at the time she married (she's a professor at Nothwestern now) and she and her husband have been very happily married for over 24 years. I don't think it should be seen as a sign of disrespect or a lack of confidence that the relationship will last.

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In business many times it's important for a woman to maintain her identity. Changing her name might cause some confusion whereby the hard work done to establish relationships (in business) would be effectively lost. It would probably seem odd to me, had my wife not changed her name, but I would have accepted a hyphened choice had that been her preference. I know women who made such a choice. One is my son's Godmother who worked in advertising at the time she married (she's a professor at Nothwestern now) and she and her husband have been very happily married for over 24 years. I don't think it should be seen as a sign of disrespect or a lack of confidence that the relationship will last.


i think this is a very fair and balanced comment


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Now I just suck and go with the flow.

Howdy.

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