It's convenient. I hate waiting for my pizza. This way I don't have to sit at a fuckin' table and make small talk with my wife while some cook who is two weeks away from a LINK card slaps that shit together. Great idea, Chus!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

There used to be a restaurant like this in Arlington Heights. Can't remember the name of it, but it didn't last long.

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Just no cucumbers

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Korean Pizza Place?

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I'm terrible luck at checkouts, no matter where I go. I always tell people getting in line behind me that they should probably find another aisle because I'm jinxed and something stupid is going to happen in front of me.

I don't mind self checkout lines for a few items, but people with loaded carts and produce go there and then need help from some employee from the store anyway, eliminating the "convenience" factor...

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

Wash your hands after you use the restroom.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

yawn...