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MxdCookie

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:28 pm

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What is a cream pie anyway? The porn type, not the regular one...

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:31 pm

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Shocked I am. 3 minutes and no one has offered to give you a demonstration.

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shirtless driver

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:34 pm

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MxdCookie wrote:

What is a cream pie anyway? The porn type, not the regular one...

When a guy either cums inside the pussy or ass, and the girl basically squeezes it out of either orifice.

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MxdCookie

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:52 pm

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beni hanna wrote:

Shocked I am. 3 minutes and no one has offered to give you a demonstration.

Now that I know what it is---> :lol:

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MxdCookie

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 3:54 pm

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shirtless driver wrote:

MxdCookie wrote:

What is a cream pie anyway? The porn type, not the regular one...

When a guy either cums inside the pussy or ass, and the girl basically squeezes it out of either orifice.

You learn something new every day...
Thanks

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Houston Homer

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 6:49 pm

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MxdCookie wrote:

shirtless driver wrote:

MxdCookie wrote:

What is a cream pie anyway? The porn type, not the regular one...

When a guy either cums inside the pussy or ass, and the girl basically squeezes it out of either orifice.

You learn something new every day...
Thanks

New to me as well...glad YOU asked! :lol:

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 9:13 pm

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Keeping Score wrote:

Cream pie > mud pie

I don't really think you're gay.

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Colonel Angus

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Posted: Sat Aug 31, 2013 9:44 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Keeping Score wrote:

Cream pie > mud pie

I don't really think you're gay.

Just because you keep telling yourself that, it won't make it true.

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MxdCookie

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 12:40 pm

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Mud pie I can figure out on my own. Thanks.

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jimmypasta

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Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 1:09 pm

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MxdCookie wrote:

Mud pie I can figure out on my own. Thanks.

I'll have to check Bakers Square on Seniors day and see if they carry it.

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MxdCookie

Post subject: Re: Do guys need p.o.rn to jerk off?

Posted: Sun Sep 01, 2013 11:34 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

MxdCookie wrote:

Mud pie I can figure out on my own. Thanks.

I'll have to check Bakers Square on Seniors day and see if they carry it.

Groovy. Let me know what you find.

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Darkside

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Posted: Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:47 pm

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I think it was Good Dolphin who said something to the effect of "Cream Pie isn't a fetish because it's what god intended for you to do"

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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