1) Shoot em good.
2) Put them in the farmers' trash bin.
3) Have your kids go on a dumpster dive in said bins.
4) Watch as they find good eating!

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Here is a pre-emptive Complain About

good dolphin is going to start at least six (6) threads over the next 24-48 hours no matter who the Bears draft.

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I’m on my flight to Florida. I am only one with a sport coat. I feel and look great. The rest are savages.

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Elections have consequences.

Nice job!

Too many lazy, sloppy Americans.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

i hope a big ole air pocket dumps your OJ on it.

Landing was just fine. Not at Waffle House. Sorry I just have to down here.

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Elections have consequences.

Must be nice to have that kind of money....

It doesn’t suck.

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Elections have consequences.

supposed to go shooting with my dad and brother this weekend but seem to have lost my foid card. can't find it.

That's good!

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!

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My router crapped out about 5 minutes before the Bears first pick today. So, limited internet (phone hotspot) and no TV until Monday.

Stuck here listening to Julie and Maggie. Never listened. Let's see what we have here.

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My Maserati does 186.

My condolences.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

my wife who can still very much pull off wearing sexy stuff decided last week that as a few of my children are now preteens (i have 3 daughters 12,11,and 7) that she is switching to more modest underwear. its been pretty upsetting. she's trying to instill modesty in the girls so i get it and want my children clothed in as much clothes as humanly possible for the rest of their life, so it makes sense. but its still disappointing.

My goodness, you better hope she doesn't have the same stance on abstinence that being to set a good example.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

yet to be seen

I guess I'm missing something .... how would your kids know what kind of underwear she's wearing?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Laundry?

I'd guess never-nudes, but instead of cutoff jean shorts, she walks around in her underwear.

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yeah our kids do all the laundry for the most part and almost every pair of pants on girls is designed to sit so low on the hips it seems. every good bend over is a show.

Hnd is a strange little man

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

How do you know he's little?

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The Court will accord substantial deference to the government's immigration policies, particularly those that implicate matters of national security.

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My brother passed away Saturday. Complications from Bacterial Meningitis, something for which for which he couldn't be further from a risk candidate. Spent his last 25 days in the ICU. Leaves a wife and two kids, one in college, one starting in the Fall. 54 and in good health. I'd feel better if he were sick. I'd feel better if a piano landed on him.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

That’s awful. Sorry to hear that.

Very sorry to hear Sam.

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I heard Saudi Arabia is a nice place to live.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Sorry to hear Sam.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Very sorry to hear this Sam.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Sorry Sam.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!