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Nas

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:21 pm

100000 CLUB

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IMU wrote:

Ken for President.

Dr. Autocrat

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:26 pm

Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:15 pm
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Location: Bohemian Club Annual World Power Consolidation Conference & Golf Outing
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In a shocking turn of events, City of Fools had sent me money right at the deadline -

I'll buy 20 more tix online tomorrow -

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IMU

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:28 pm

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Have we chosen a centrally located cigar lounge to become members of? I did enjoy my times at Bigg's.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:30 pm

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Missed it! Bummer. Enjoy your cash all.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 5:37 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Missed it! Bummer. Enjoy your cash all.

CoF will give you most of his winnings if you ask nicely and give him an annual salary of $100k

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America

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:03 pm

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Location: France
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So the $20 take home is about $9-10m before legal fees. Should be a nice chunk of change, I appreciate it fellas.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:06 pm

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Could you imagine if dolphin was running this thing? His payout estimates would include letters and shit.

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America

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:09 pm

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We'd be on thread #8 at least.

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IMU

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:09 pm

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I would hope the board atmosphere is a lot more jovial once we're all millionaires.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:22 pm

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I've decided that I'm cloning my dog with some of my winnings.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:39 pm

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I agree with everything Dr. Ken posted re: procedure.
Let it ride!

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:46 pm

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I am buying one of the two skyboxes for the Windy City Thunderbolts.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2018 11:26 pm

IMU wrote:

Few on the board could be trusted with this. Ken is one of those.

My brother just mailed me $10 in cash.

I told him I thought he was good for it.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 7:08 am

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leashyourkids wrote:

Could you imagine if dolphin was running this thing? His payout estimates would include letters and shit.

a notation in very small letters at the bottom indicating legal fees in the amount of 33% of all winnings will be paid in advance of dispersal to all parites

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Nas

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 7:58 am

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We'll all be millionaires in a few hours.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 8:28 am

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IMU wrote:

Few on the board could be trusted with this. Ken is one of those.

+1,000,000

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Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 8:33 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

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IMU wrote:

Few on the board could be trusted with this. Ken is one of those.

+1,000,000

You guys say that now. Wait until his butler and body guards block you guys from entering his estate.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 8:36 am

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Despite his Illinois edumacation, Dr Ken is a family man of football, good beer, and integrity. I am not worried in the slightest.

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It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 8:55 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Despite his Illinois edumacation, Dr Ken is a family man of football, good beer, and integrity. I am not worried in the slightest.

Yeah true. The good Dr is already so wealthy that he may just give you guys a piece of his share.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:10 am

I've been unexpectedly called out of the country.

I'm sure I'll be back in time to do all of this other stuff.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:13 am

Joined: Thu Jun 22, 2006 3:55 pm
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"Heading down to the beach myself."

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:14 am

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Somebody check Zihuatanejo

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:17 am

Well, this is ironic. I went to buy the last 20 tix from a different computer than I had been using and it could not verify that I was in Illinois. Guess I shouldn't have made that beach joke.

So, I'm going to have to wait and purchase the tix later this afternoon. Rauner is all up in my business about buying these tix online.

The last batch of tix will be purchased and posted prior to tonight's drawing.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:24 am

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Good guy; buys tickets.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:38 am

I think it's a little odd that I can walk into some random gas station and buy $400 worth of tix with no problem (other than some odd looks) but I can't spend more than $150/day online because I might be a degenerate gambler.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:38 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

It's your right to be a degenerate gambler, anyway. Butt out, big government!

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:39 am

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Somebody buying $400 worth of lottery tickets would be about #512 on the list of "weird things I saw at Circle K" when I worked for them.

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City of Fools

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:42 am

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thanks Dr. Ken!

I once tried to buy $100 of Lucky Day Lotto with EZ picks. It took 5 gas stations to find the one that actually could do it. 3 of the 4 said it would take too long to print and one told me she didn't know how to run the machine, could I wait 10 minutes till a manager came in?

Note: I won $500 with one EZ match as a result of that purchase. I matched a grand total one ticket above 2 numbers. The Lotto always wins.

2nd Note: I very rarely play the lotto.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:44 am

I'm tempted to throw all these numbers into a spreadsheet. I tried to copy and paste the online ones but they didn't format and I'm not sure that I have time to punch in 2,000 numbers.

Still tempted.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: DR. KEN WINS OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY - FINAL - CLOSED

Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:47 am

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Just hire Juan Bad Hombre to check the numbers.

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