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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:17 pm

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What tragedy was turned into a one-line zing?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:20 pm

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spmack wrote:

No feelings being displayed, it's just that everything doesn't have to be a joke on here, that's all I'm saying. This is turning into a Deadspin board, where a tragedy will somehow be turned into a one line zing.

That was my point of bumping this thread; I can see how Woodridge Ryan felt at the time. I am not saying that I haven't taken part in it (because I have), I'm just saying that not everything has to turn into Night at The Improv.

I agree completely.

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Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:21 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

What tragedy was turned into a one-line zing?

That's pretty much what the RIP section is, isn't it? No matter who dies, every thread turns into guys tripping over each other trying to make the next "Too soon?" joke.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:22 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

What tragedy was turned into a one-line zing?

Wine fridge.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:22 pm

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spmack wrote:

This is turning into a Deadspin board, where a tragedy will somehow be turned into a one line zing.

Cool. Let me know when I do this...

And the "I know I do it too, but now I want to complain about it" thing is weak as hell, imo. I'd rather joke about shit that doesn't matter than to bitch and moan all day on a message board. Not saying that's what you're doing, but there are a lot of people around here who would rather be misserable and want everyone else to do the same. No thanks. I'll make jokes when I see fit. I'll post gifs and do silly shit 'cause I got enough real life stuff to deal with and I just feel like being goofy here. Everybody is free to complain about it if they like, and I'm free not to give a fuck...

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Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:24 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

And the "I know I do it too, but now I want to complain about it" thing is weak as hell, imo.

Day after Wednesday, 15 minutes past 4:45.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:24 pm

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Ok.

ANNOUNCEMENT:

ONLY SERIOUS THOUGHTS ARE ALLOWED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

BY DECREE OF THE BOARD ELDERS

Hopefully this will make it easier for the greats of yesteryear to return.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:24 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

spmack wrote:

I agree completely.

That's all well and good, but does that mean everyone gets lumped in together? Like all jokes are bad now becasue some people say some dumb shit?

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Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:25 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

spmack wrote:

This is turning into a Deadspin board, where a tragedy will somehow be turned into a one line zing.

My work is done. See you guys later.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:26 pm

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spanky wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

And the "I know I do it too, but now I want to complain about it" thing is weak as hell, imo.

Day after Wednesday, 15 minutes past 4:45.

I guess I'm the common enemy today (for some reason)...

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Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:27 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

(for some reason)...

I think the reason may have something to do with the way you are interacting with people.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:29 pm

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spanky wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

(for some reason)...

I think the reason may have something to with the way you are interacting with people.

You misunderstood (or overreacted) to a question of mine. I playfully joked with spmack.

Would you guys like an apology?

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Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:30 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

spanky wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

And the "I know I do it too, but now I want to complain about it" thing is weak as hell, imo.

Day after Wednesday, 15 minutes past 4:45.

I guess I'm the common enemy today (for some reason)...

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:30 pm

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

BY DECREE OF THE BOARD ELDERS

I don't recall seeing where Hawg Ass posted that.

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Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:30 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

You misunderstood (or overreacted) to a question of mine. I playfully joked with spmack.

Would you guys like an apology?

Did I ask for one?
Am I the one playing the victim here?

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:31 pm

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spanky wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

You misunderstood (or overreacted) to a question of mine. I playfully joked with spmack.

Would you guys like an apology?

Did I ask for one?
Am I the one playing the victim here?

Not in this thread...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:31 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

I'll post gifs and do silly shit 'cause I got enough real life stuff to deal with and I just feel like being goofy here.

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spanky

Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:31 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

BY DECREE OF THE BOARD ELDERS

I don't recall seeing where Hawg Ass posted that.

Good point. But I like that Peeps was courteous enough to make it a big enough font for Hawg to read.

I hear the vision really starts to go after 60......

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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:32 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:32 pm

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Double post...

Last edited by The Original Kid Cairo on Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:37 pm, edited 1 time in total.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:34 pm

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First race discussions now no zingers? I certainly don't have any relevant sports thoughts. Hmmm maybe NBC is looking for someone to wish Centenarians a happy birthday. Other than that I got nothin'.

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Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:37 pm

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badrogue17 wrote:

First race discussions now no zingers? I certainly don't have any relevant sports thoughts. Hmmm maybe NBC is looking for someone to wish Centenarians a happy birthday. Other than that I got nothin'.

And this is on top of the no gay porn rule. I might as well go back to the Foghat Fan Club forum.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:41 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

BY DECREE OF THE BOARD ELDERS

I don't recall seeing where Hawg Ass posted that.

no jokes asswipe!!!

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 12:44 pm

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spanky wrote:

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

BY DECREE OF THE BOARD ELDERS

I don't recall seeing where Hawg Ass posted that.

Good point. But I like that Peeps was courteous enough to make it a big enough font for Hawg to read.

I hear the vision really starts to go after 60......

I don't care this joke is approved. Fucker

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Makaveli

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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:45 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

spanky wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

(for some reason)...

I think the reason may have something to with the way you are interacting with people.

You misunderstood (or overreacted) to a question of mine. I playfully joked with spmack.

Would you guys like an apology?

Stop using that as a crutch. You were serious

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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:47 pm

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I am not Makaveli.

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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:49 pm

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Q.Bovifs wrote:

Here. Watch this, all the while pretending you're Lipid:

http://www.uselessjunk.com/v/106302

...the hell?

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Makaveli

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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:50 pm

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Why does everyone hate Krazy? Today was a hard one but life goes on. Bumping his head against the wall learning right from wrong.

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Makaveli

Post subject: Re: The Board's obsession with one-liner zings

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 4:51 pm

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spmack wrote:

I am not Makaveli.

I know.

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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:42 pm

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