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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:57 pm

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I hope there is a live chat tonight. I want to see chasillpopacapinurass cry again

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:57 pm

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Lol. Is that Randy Bo-Bandy?

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 3:59 pm

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Free Ajent wrote:

I hope there is a live chat tonight. I want to see chasillpopacapinurass cry again

No crying tonight no booze or other stuff. you gonna show up in the chat and say something this time sir?

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:03 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

Free Ajent wrote:

I hope there is a live chat tonight. I want to see chasillpopacapinurass cry again

No crying tonight no booze or other stuff. you gonna show up in the chat and say something this time sir?

stay tuned

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:28 pm

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Quote:

Why does hockey suck so much?

Its June and your still playing this crap and growing your beards.

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:34 pm

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Free Ajent wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

Free Ajent wrote:

I hope there is a live chat tonight. I want to see chasillpopacapinurass cry again

No crying tonight no booze or other stuff. you gonna show up in the chat and say something this time sir?

stay tuned

Cool glad to hear, hope your day went well.

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 9:11 am

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Today I am starting my no hockey beard. It will not be shaved until the beginning of next season.

All of us anti-hockey brothers must show solidarity. Who's with me?

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Time Traveling Bunny

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:53 am

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I would, but my job has very specific rules regarding facial hair.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:04 pm

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Can't let a mult have the last word in this thread...

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:08 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Can't let a mult have the last word in this thread...

So I'm posting.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:14 pm

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...because it's "fans" get all up in arms when you let them know, very politely, that their "championship" team is now nothing more than a steaming pile of horse shit.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Mon Aug 30, 2010 12:15 pm

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

...because it's "fans" get all up in arms when you let them know, very politely, that their "championship" team is now nothing more than a steaming pile of horse shit.

Hockey fans are protective of their sport. Inferiority complex dawg.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:53 am

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Does everybody see what I'm talkin' 'bout now? Bad...

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:57 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Does everybody see what I'm talkin' 'bout now? Bad...

Speaking of bad, glad to see your silent protest is over

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:58 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Does everybody see what I'm talkin' 'bout now? Bad...

Hockey is as fun as this message board has been for the last 6 weeks.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:58 am

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Hockey sucks so much because a guy like Berstein, who hadn't spent a moment of his life watching the sport, can get up to speed and consider himself an expert within six months.

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Frank Coztansa

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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 9:58 am

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Quote:

Why does hockey suck so much?

Because its back already. What was that, like a 45 day offseason?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:00 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Hockey sucks so much because a guy like Berstein, who hadn't spent a moment of his life watching the sport, can get up to speed and consider himself an expert within six months.

He said he loved hockey as a kid.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:01 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Hockey sucks so much because a guy like Berstein, who hadn't spent a moment of his life watching the sport, can get up to speed and consider himself an expert within six months.

Good point. All of a sudden, these goofs come out of the woodwork when their "team" is worth a damn again. I had to listen to this ass clown on the train the other day call everyone he knows to tell them he would be taking a picture with "Lord Stanley's Cup" the next day. Dude probably hadn't watched a hockey game up until two years ago. What a joke...

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:02 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Does everybody see what I'm talkin' 'bout now? Bad...

Hockey is as fun as this message board has been for the last 6 weeks.

No comment...

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:03 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Hockey sucks so much because a guy like Berstein, who hadn't spent a moment of his life watching the sport, can get up to speed and consider himself an expert within six months.

You must not listen to B&B very much. He considers himself an expert on most subjects after 6 minutes of study, not 6 months.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:03 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Hockey sucks so much because a guy like Berstein, who hadn't spent a moment of his life watching the sport, can get up to speed and consider himself an expert within six months.

He said he loved hockey as a kid.

Yeah, air hockey.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:04 am

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Tall Midget wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

He said he loved hockey as a kid.

Yeah, air hockey.

Which is far more exciting, by the way...

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:07 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Hockey sucks so much because a guy like Berstein, who hadn't spent a moment of his life watching the sport, can get up to speed and consider himself an expert within six months.

He said he loved hockey as a kid.

He must have the self control of Ghandi to have never spoken of the sport he loved a single time in a decade plus of service with the score...not in passing or transition or anything.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:09 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Hockey sucks so much because a guy like Berstein, who hadn't spent a moment of his life watching the sport, can get up to speed and consider himself an expert within six months.

On the flip side, Jesse Rogers, while being a fan of hockey for life, can be considered one of the preeminent hockey experts in this city despite an IQ similar to that of a hockey puck.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:10 am

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RFDC wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Does everybody see what I'm talkin' 'bout now? Bad...

Speaking of bad, glad to see your silent protest is over

que?

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:11 am

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Here we go again...

By dissapearing for a bit Ivan, apparently you were protesting the deletion of the Nas profile. I was busy and didn't check in that weekend either, so apparently I protested as well.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:11 am

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It sucks because the players and league value the Olympics more than the league championship.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:14 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Ah, I see. Alright...

I heard the other day that the Blackhawks are still losing money. WTF is that? They "captured out hearts" and all that bullshit, but they aren't raking in the dough? Why am I not surprised...

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:16 am

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rogers park bryan wrote:

It sucks because the players and league value the Olympics more than the league championship.

You can add getting hammered, being a tough guy and wrestling with their teammates to that list of priorities as well...

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