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spanky

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:19 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

:roll: Here we go again...

By dissapearing for a bit Ivan, apparently you were protesting the deletion of the Nas profile. I was busy and didn't check in that weekend either, so apparently I protested as well.

Except for KI is the only one of the "group" that actually posted on here that he was going to take the break because of the "nonsense" before taking it. Maybe others did too, I just didn't see those....

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:21 am

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spanky wrote:

Amazing too that he took a break because of the "nonsense" but yet comes back and starts stirring crap right away. Maybe the break was not long enough.

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:23 am

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Saying that Hockey sucks is stirring crap?

Thats laughable. Ivan is stating theory that has nearly been proven fact.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:24 am

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I won't get into my reasons for not posting, but most of it had nothing to do with the board. Add to that some of the silliness that was taking place, and I decided to do some other stuff. Not sure I would consider that a protest, but who gives a shit?

Now defend your wack ass "sport", spanky...

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:24 am

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RFDC wrote:

Amazing too that he took a break because of the "nonsense" but yet comes back and starts stirring crap right away. Maybe the break was not long enough.

Stirring crap? Looks like that's what you're trying to do.

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:26 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Now defend your wack ass "sport", spanky...

........aaaaaaaaaaaaand [/thread]!

I win.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

RFDC wrote:

Amazing too that he took a break because of the "nonsense" but yet comes back and starts stirring crap right away. Maybe the break was not long enough.

Stirring crap? Looks like that's what you're trying to do.

Ralphus gets mad at me when I talk about hockey, Bob Vandington or any of his board......um......interests. It's all good, though. He's cool peoples...

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:27 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Saying that Hockey sucks is stirring crap?

Thats laughable. Ivan is stating theory that has nearly been proven fact.

Frank you never disappoint...nearly been proven fact. :lol:

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Stirring crap? Looks like that's what you're trying to do.

Call it whatever you like, but when you stop posting and make a specific post saying you are leaving because of the nonsense around here then you come back and as soon as you get back you bump an old thread just to get a rise out of the hockey fans on here, then yes IMO that is stirring crap.

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:30 am

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RFDC wrote:

i'd rather have someone 'stirring crap' than someone whose only contribution to the board is repeating what others have said and adding emoticons :ncool:

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:31 am

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Fuck off bagels.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:32 am

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...oh, and hockey "players" wear sweaters. :lol:

...the fuck is that shit? Sweaters?

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:33 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

...oh, and hockey "players" wear sweaters. :lol:

...the fuck is that shit? Sweaters?

If you don't like the picture of the "sweater" I just gave you, then I may need to start a different thread.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:35 am

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spanky wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

...oh, and hockey "players" wear sweaters. :lol:

...the fuck is that shit? Sweaters?

If you don't like the picture of the "sweater" I just gave you, then I may need to start a different thread.

I'm pretty sure that girl has taken pictures in a variety of jerseys and what not. Has nothing to do with the validity of your "sport". Very weak, but I would expect nothing less from a hockey fan. No cheap victories for you here, spanky...

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:42 am

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immessedup17 wrote:

That looks like a man.

that's the way hockey fan's like 'em...

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:46 am

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There is a level of skill required to play hockey that is unbelievable. The night in/night out beatdown that is the playoffs take it to a higher level. Case in point, Hossa played the Stanley Cup Finals with one knee falling apart.

If you (or any non-hockey fans)cannot appreciate that, that is fine. Personally, I would rather watch paint dry than NBA basketball, but I do not deny that there is a high level of skill involved there as well.

My question is, why does tennis suck so much?

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:46 am

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Because the goddamed Hawks 1-2 and I've heard no less than 3 calls into the Score (might have even been more, I've only been able to half pay attention to the radio) that this team is done and that Turco sucks.

And people call baseball and Bears fans meatheads.

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Krazy Ivan

Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:49 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Start a tennis thread.

Hockey players are morons. Don't confuse that with being tough or taking it to "another level". As for the skill involved, you have to be able to skate. Point taken. If you can skate, you can play hockey. I guess that's.....something. "Congratulations on learning how to skate, come play this lame ass game (for pennies) that nobody cares aboooot"...

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:50 am

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

My question is, why does tennis suck so much?

Old men in tight shorts might hate you, and if they didn't hear it, I'm sure Favre Fan can BillyMays scream it out loud enough to hear it.

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:51 am

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What happened to the bandwagon? Over the summer you would see the Hawks gear everywhere, now I barely hear a peep anywhere about the Hawks. Is it not cool to like hockey again?

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:52 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

sjboyd0137 wrote:

I'm not referring to intelligence. I am referring to physical ability. There is a lot of energy that is required to play at a high level. The "tough guy" part of the game annoys the hell out of me too. I watch it for the speed and the back and forth nature of it.

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:53 am

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They're fast on skates. So is the guy that spanky goes to see wearing a Mickey Mouse costume on Saturdays...

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:55 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

They're fast on skates. So is the guys that spanky goes to see wearing a Mickey Mouse costume on Saturdays...

Just wait, if you ever fail to show up at a board event........

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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:56 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hockey players are Mormons.

Mormons huh? Well, that explains why they hate black people.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

Krazy Ivan wrote:

Hockey players are Mormons.

Mormons huh? Well, that explains why they hate black people.

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:58 am

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Krazy Ivan wrote:

They're fast on skates. So is the guy that spanky goes to see wearing a Mickey Mouse costume on Saturdays...

Like every sport, the lowest common denominator fan (aka meatball) make it a less enjoyable experience. The problem is that it is that same meatball that get's most of the overreactive exposure for each individual sport. No one wants to talk to anyone who has perspective that it is an 82 or 162 game season (football is a little tougher to not react harshly to) because, quite frankly, it's boring, and it would give us all nothing to mock.

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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 10:59 am

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Douchebag wrote:

What happened to the bandwagon? Over the summer you would see the Hawks gear everywhere, now I barely hear a peep anywhere about the Hawks. Is it not cool to like hockey again?

Bigfan scared them off...

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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:00 am

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crosscheck wrote:

Douchebag wrote:

What happened to the bandwagon? Over the summer you would see the Hawks gear everywhere, now I barely hear a peep anywhere about the Hawks. Is it not cool to like hockey again?

Bigfan scared them off...

He is rather intimidating and imposing.

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Krazy Ivan

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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:01 am

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I am strongly considering starting another (very popular) thread where I will give a list of suggestions by which hockey can become....watchable, at the very least. I may open it up to suggestions from everyone. I'm still trying to decide...

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Douchebag wrote:

What happened to the bandwagon? Over the summer you would see the Hawks gear everywhere, now I barely hear a peep anywhere about the Hawks. Is it not cool to like hockey again?

I see Hawks stuff just as much as I see Bears stuff.

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Post subject: Re: Why does hockey suck so much?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:02 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

crosscheck wrote:

Bigfan scared them off...

He is rather intimidating and imposing.

But he can't delete my black mults in real life...

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