Puerto Ricans?

Your PR people are wise beyond their years.

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I voted for Farvio in every round.

Regarding DB, he'll get in. But in a couple of years there will need to be a Crew group induction.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Yo, yo one two one two, yo live in effect
We got the king, Rogers Park Bryan
Commonly known to y'all as the RPB
Yo, before we go into the boring ass shit Terry’s Peeps said about OKC
Know what I'm sayin'? I want to give y'all a little announcement man
For the two years there's been a lot of posts on this message board
The shit been weak, know what I'm sayin'?
A lot of noobs been hittin’ up the CSFMB
And tryna mimic RPB, that’s bullshit ya know what I'm sayin'?
But they shit always come out lamer
Fuck that, this is MCin right here, Ima show you a muthafuckin’ Hall of Famer
RPB, RPB gonna bring it to you in the purest form
I got IMU on the Darkside, Frank Coztansa
Krazy Ivan, Boiler Rick, Don Tiny, Tall Midgets, and Regular Readers
Yo, I want to let y'all know somethin’ man
To my people all across the board i
In the Drinky Thread and the Wrestling Section – know what I'm sayin?
Les Grobstein, nah mean – CJH, B&b, Mac & Spiegs
Yo, this is a true Hall of Famer I’m introducin’ right here
Raise your muthafuckin’ fists in the air
And get ready for the triumph
Cause the Rogers Park Bryan is here to take over this shit
Word up, peace

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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Did you receive my absentee ballot?

Wow



Perfect

When you see that picture what is your first reaction? A smile? A sneer? No matter what the reaction, you feel something. That's part of what makes him so great.

His posts are often short but to the point and honest. Most are insulting someone's intelligence, but that might be the bourbon typing. I find even in his insults there is a humor that is somehow endearing.

He finds many things to be a hoot, except clowns, they fucking blow. He is not a fence rider. You are either just all right with him or you can play a game of hide and go fuck yourself.

He roots for some pretty bad teams like the Illini and Cubs. The radio shows he enjoys are not much better as he is a fan of Murph and Hampton & Holmes. However he adds something to all the sections here that no one else could.

Please excuse him for not wanting to be part of anything that would have him for a member, he's old and crochety.

His visits are not as frequent as they once were. He will always be remembered fondly and is now forever enshrined in the CSFMB HOF. I wish the best to you and yours, you old country cocksucker, Mr Reason. Congratulations! We love you!

I am here today, ostensibly, to mark the occasion of The membership of this esteemed organization joining together and
proclaiming in unison that Krazy Ivan's collected contibutions to the CSFMB are modestly more amusing than, say,
Beardown's. But it's about much more than that. More than the heroic, sometimes lonely, but ever vigilant opposition to
one of North America's most beloved professional sports, as well as at least one-third of the Food Pyramid. More than one
man's lava-hot animosity towards a tiny island nation and it's gentle citizenry (they know what they did.) More than the
occasional urge to shoot fellow HOF inductee The Original Kid Cairo in the groin with a T-Shirt cannon.

And while it is true that Ivan and I have never met that he knows of, he and I enjoyed a kinship early on in my tenure
here based on a mutual distaste for joke-explaining and a modest but healthy distrust of whitey. Through this kinship I
have been witness to Ivan's generosity of spirit and lightning-quick wit. Throughout the preparation of this induction
speech I have struggled to find the post or thread that perfectly encapsulates the essence of Ivan (you probably haven't
noticed, but the search function has been a little glitchy of late. I'm sure it's nothing, Bigfan should have the kinks
ironed out in short order.) Then it occurred to me, as if in a vision, that to understand and appreciate Krazy Ivan's
genius cannot be ascertained via one comment, one zinger, one gif.

Krazy Ivan's contributions to the CSFMB are more than just witty rejoinders. His struggles are our struggles, his
success our success. Ivan's work taken as a whole coalesce seemingly disparate shards of thought, action, and expression
into one profound, swirling, breathtaking manifestion of mankind's search for meaning in an often petty and cruel world.
And it can be summed up succinctly, pristinely, poetically, with just one word:

Well, It looks like I'm running long, so let me just wrap this up by saying that it is my sincere and distinct honor
to induct into the CSFMB Hall of Fame, in the mileiu of Ms. Oprah Winfrey, KKraaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-zy IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!!!!!!






I'm sure he's on his way.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Hello friends, baby bombers, mults, infidels, and Speeps. I'm here today to talk a little about someone we all know, some love, some like, some tolerate, and some consider banning on a regular basis.

He's been referred to as a "chubby little rascal". He loves Pearl Jam, golf, bowling, 100 calorie packs, leftovers for lunch, playing the bass, and the White Sox. In his time here, he's made many friends, made a few enemies, and even got a lady to touch his winky. He's created a couple of classic, Hall of Fame worthy mults, unfortunately, they're not with us anymore. He also helped to perpetuate the groundbreaking meme of Elmhurst Steve marrying a horse.

While he's now a member for the ages, he's not done yet...hell, he's younger than me. What can we look forward to from the future? Bears thoughts, threads in the Cubs section, Big Fan baiting, B&B hating, more Pearl Jam posts? I think we can count on those +1.

Ladies, gentlemen (and I'm using that term as loosely as possible), guys pretending to be ladies (I'm looking at you Keeping Score), and Speeps, allow me to induct Frank Costanza into the 2013 CSFMB Hall of Fame.

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This is my signature...

Thanks for the kind words, but I didn't belong in the class of people that were let in this round. Well maybe except for Spaulding...

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He's never had an issue using the search function

SHARK cant make a physical comparison to him, because no one looks like him

He understands every post ever made by Chaspoppcapp, CGS, and Kujoe

Boilermaker Rick admires his commitment to an argument

He logs on every day at 1pm...because he can

He turned Terry's Peeps AGAINST Bernstein

Baby McNown criticized a democrat after reading one of his posts

He got BigFan to compliment Jerry Reinsdorf

He introduces Doug-ep and Douchebag to new music they've never heard before

The board tried to give him a virus....he cured it

Kid Cairo doenst mind if he calls him "Carlton"

He's 2% samoan....making Krazy Ivan question his very existance on this planet

He always knew who Juggs was

Mr. Belvidere respects his Religious nature

Mr Reason has never said a cross word about him

When message boards die, he revives them





He IS The most interesting man on the internet



Joseph Orbert "Roadie" Rodman

JORR

"Stay posting, my friends"

Awesome!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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Well I know one other poster I'd rather see induct Boilermaker Rick into the CSFMB Hall of Fame, but I'll try my best, although it's tough following some of these other induction speeches.

Rick has a well earned reputation as one of the most argumentative and most overcaffeinated CSFMB'ers in the board's history, but he's also among the most respected for a reason. He always keeps it civil, and he generally only gets into arguments that he knows enough about to warrant a strong opinion. However, if you do happen to lose an argument to Boilermaker Rick, expect to hear about it for months, possibly years. He's even likely to start an 11 page thread demanding an apology. As someone who doesn't mind debates and arguments myself, BRick and Nas were always my favorite ones to get into it with because it's always challenging but it almost never crosses any lines. Rick's one of those guys I would refer to as a board nemesis in a joking manner, but also one of the guys I haven't met who I'd most like to have a beer or smoke a joint with.

One thing most of the top tier Hall of Famers here have in common is versatility as a poster, and BRick is no exception. He's always one of the most consistently funny posters here, with one liners that even Woodridge Ryan would approve. His waters also run plenty deep when it comes to sports, politics, radio shows, statistics, Kyle Orton, McDonald's bathrooms, and post-2000 music. He's always one of the main partipants in any of the 10-20 page threads involving the election, or weed/alcohol/drugs, or even things as ridiculous as a John Wall/Evan Turner debate.

In his time here he's gotten into it with quite a few posters, even being told to go die in a fire, but I think most of them ultimately came to respect him. I know I did. I've gotten into it with him enough at times to warrant nicknames like Last Word FF and phrases like Favrefanning a thread, but I never disliked him any more for it. It's part of his stubborn as hell board nature. Guys like Ugie, IMU, and Bucky Chris know what I'm talking about. Simply put, he's one of the guys that makes this place interesting. He's almost always part of any really good or controversial thread going on during the day. Unlike other posters here, he has the ability to be a catalyst for those type of threads also, without forcing it. He's got some of the best recall of any members on the board, and will regularly catch people in lies by bringing up a post from May of 2009 or something similar. Like fellow HOFer JORR once said, CSFMB is a dangerous place for guys who are full of shit, and Rick is one of the reasons why.

Fellow CSFMBers, it's an honor to induct a very deserving Boilermaker Rick into the 2013 CSFMB Hall of Fame.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

*according to a PM from Keeping Score, this was to be done anytime after Boyd did his duty.



Well well well. If I didn't expect this I'd say it was an honor. Thank you one and all. Thank you for finally recognizing the greatness that is Frank Coztansa. Its tough being me!!

I see many of the board luminaries have come out for this magical evening. KS, I love how your tie matches your ankle bracelet. That's a good look for you! bigfan, always a pleasure. Glad to see you are sporting a brand new fitted 'Sox" cap. BRick, the furnace works in here so you can take your coat off. Even Mr Reason was wheeled out of his room for this grand occassion. I feel bad for the guy who has the job of holding his bedpan though!

But seriously folks, this is a special day. Not special like 312player special, but special as in Opening Day, Super Bowl Sunday, the night you are going to see your favorite band in concert, or when chaspoppcapp gets to talk a girl into fisting him. Its a special day because its the Hall of Fame class of 2013. Or is it 2012, KS? I don't know how in the hell you worked this out, but you did sir....so kudos to you.

There are some people here that like me. They are the smart ones here. There are many here that don't. So I linken you all to a compost heap, and Gloopan you are the biggest weed growing from it. Most of you who don't like me, are sitting on the left side of the room for the most part, are the biggest steaming piles of dogshit I have ever encountered in all my years of posting. And for....wait, who is out there booing? There is no booing! Not when I have the mic! If you boo again, we're gonna let NSJ come up here and talk and I don't think anybody wants that!

Now where was I....oh yes. Those of you who don't like me. Well, you're idiots, what can I say.

To close, I would like to propose a toast to all of those who have read, quoted, laughed at, disagreed with, and/or 'plus oned' my posts over the years. I am grateful to be part of, for the most part, such a fun loving bunch. Its you readers and gifers who make the board what it is. Oh, and I'd also like to propose a toast to the pigeon who crapped on Seacrest's limosuine outside, that was special!

Thank you one, thank you all! This truly is a day that will live in infamy!

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There has been much talk recently of a man entering into a multi year, exclusively on line and ultimately romantic relationship that has led to his ultimate detriment.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater is the CSFMB darling. His brand of victimless humor is cited as an evolutionary in the change of board character from its cannibalistic genesis. He is widely regarded as a pioneer in the field of real world person mult creation. Dr. Ken's humble beginings would never foretell the heights he would eventually achieve.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater was born a poor black child into a family of sharecroppers from southern illinois. Dr. Ken's family was so poor as a youth that he was forced to steal food from the non existant plates of his imaginary frends just so he wouldn't go to bed hungry. The Noisewater's lived in a such a rural community that the favorite game local youths was kick the shit. Even in these early days the doctor was obviously meant for more. As a senior in high school he was awarded valedictorian of his class. The nine other members all still consider his commencement speech a source of inspiration when waking up on a cold winter morning before putting hand to teet.

Dr. Ken loved his hometown and it was heartbreaking when he had to move on to champaign. Still, he knew as he boarded the turnip truck out of town that he would never return.

Not much is known of Dr. Ken's college days. He certainly excelled in his studies. He honed his charm with the ladies in a freshman year animal husbandry class. But it was business that really interested Ken. He yearned to find a way to bundle the title of all the little farms of his youth into one big corporate package while foreclosing on people who had worked the land since Illinois became a state.

Dr. Ken decided to move to the big city after graduation. He immediately embraced the locale. This city was unlike any he had lived in. Streets were paved. Bathrooms were located inside the house. People ate animals rather than befriending them. Yes, this was where Doctor was going to make his fortune.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater brought this same brand of awe shucks enlightenment to the CSFMB. He first logged on to a site that was a cesspool of libelers, perverts and stalkers. This would not have seemed to be an attraction to a man like the doctor. However, like a mormon missonairy Ken took it upon himself to save these savages.

Dr. Ken has been changing lives since then, one subtle joke at a time. He is regularly voted the funniest and most popular member of this board...and for this I hate him. His light has driven me to the dark shadows of this site, forced to exist on the occasional laughs of similarly dark souls, like a modern day Gollum. I am the yin to his yang...and yet, like everyone else, he calls me into the glow of his luminescence, forever hoping for a change.

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, for your devotion to horrible coaches, light hearted humor and board unity, I bestow upon you the highest honor for a citizen of the CSFMB. Welcome to the Hall

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Priceless, can't wait for the rest.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Thank you FavreFan. If there was one person that deserved to induct me it is you. Without all of your bad thoughts to quote and all of your terrible, terrible posts to make mine look better I'd probably just be another spanky. As you know, my greatest shame has been that I have been unable to win my own CSFMB tournament. Luckily, Keeping Score basically stole my format and it worked out! Now, I could go ahead and thank all the people who made this possible, but in reality I was the one who did it. Therefore, here are actual quotes I got from PM's. I will post those instead.

First, from my fellow inductees.










And now for others:





















Thanks to all who helped me waste my time on here. I appreciate almost all of you a lot, and the rest of you a lot less than that.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Well done everyone!

I read the Tall Midget rant as Chevy Chase in Christmas Vacation when he went on his diatribe.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

I am honored to introduce this member of the 2013 CSFMB Hall of Fame Class.

It all started on a warm summer day, nearly 7 years ago. June 22, 2006 is the exact day. That is the day CSFMB history was made. One that day, the first openly woman poster registered and made her first post that day. She hit the threads running with great sports thoughts, savvy advice and the occasional kick in the balls. It really shook up the world of the all male message board.

Many male members had never been that close to a woman before, and they really didn't know what to do or say. Some tripped and fell over their keyboards trying to win her affection, one posted his W-2's, old crusty posters message board harassed her and Barney stalked her.

During her reign as Queen of CSFMB, she has been challenged by many, but one by one she has gracefully defeated all challengers and taken out an entire crew.

She was once a regular at remotes and other board events, but due to the requirements of motherhood and being a wife, she doesn't show up anymore or have a lot of time to post. This board and the Bears season isn't the same without her regular contributions.

She is a pioneer, she holds the woman's record for the most first's, she is the Queen, the First Lady of CSFMB and now she is forever enshrined in the Hall of Fame.

Congratulations, Spaulding! You are the cream of the 2013 CSFMB Hall of Fame Class.

Really busy at work. I'm gonna induct my guy as soon as things slow down here.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Are people being assigned people to induce?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

The winners have chosen who will induct them.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Keeping Score sent me a PM on who I thought was the worst poster on the board.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Keeping Score sent me a PM asking if he could induce me.

I contacted the Police.

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Hello.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

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This is my signature...