Easy hnd. CFMB have a losing record against raccoons. We're like an o'fer 10 or so. Pick your targets carefully. Watch your back in case the raccoon posse is lurking behind you.

a hot dog in antifreeze

I would think a man that eats trash would appreciate the work of a raccoon

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Rofl. Is hnd Carl Spackler?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

more like Bruce Dern in the Burbs.

“Red rover, red rover, let Ray go over.”

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

One of the greatest characters of all time.

Yup. Great movie.

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this also goes in the bitch about prices thread, fatty.

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Feed the hot dog to the kid who left the door open.

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-- source

my wife did not want me using the hotdog yet so its in the garage fridge all wrapped up biding its time. This morning the trap was triggered, closed hotdog gone. no squirrel. It wanted back in my truck there are muddy footprints all over. I'm very concerned this thing is going to attempt to claw its way back into my truck so i'm going to have to take some drastic measures here. its hot dog time. if i kill some stray cat in the process so be it.

It looks like I am about to lose one of my front teeth. I am also beginning to learn about the shitty state of dental health plans.

It seems that due to something that happened 30 years ago the roots and small amount of bone are being dissolved. at any rate I need an implant or bridge after it is removed. It is not cheap and seems illogical how they choose to cover things or not.

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

dental insurance is worthless

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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2 hotdogs gone. this dam thing. its time to break out the super dog.

Dare I ask what a super dog is...?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Had a raccoon in our attic a few years back. Guy set a trap. It ended up leaving on its own, but on the last day he came to check, he got here at four, at the end of his day. The back of his pickup truck was stacked with traps, each with a live raccoon--and the occasional possum--patiently waiting in the traps to be gassed.

The guy said that when customers asked him what he would do with the animals, he had a sort of routine he'd go through.

First, he'd simply say that he was bringing them back to Indiana, where the company was.

If they pressed and asked what he did to them in Indiana, he'd say, "I give them to my boss."

If they asked what his boss did or ask if the boss released them, he'd say, "He follows state law."

If they continues to press and ask if the boss killed them, he'd shrug. Not the "I don't know" shrug, but "It is what it is" shrug.

I think this was the script. It was interesting to hear how many people missed so many opportunities to read between the lines. He was actually the one who had to gas them, but he stopped telling people that as some people got a little nutty with him.

hotdog is gone. my brother assumes that racoons have iron stomachs. it will probably only make it sick a bit. but maybe thats enough to get it to go away

No you're just pissing it off. Hes gathering a fireteam. I'd be nervous if I were you.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Dumb b-itch wasn’t looking both ways crossing the Lakefront Path with her SUV and nailed me on my bike. She ran out to check if I was OK and then scooted. Didn’t give her contact info or anything.

Poor bike is damaged and got some road rash. Luckily always wear a helmet so could’ve been way worse

Raining like a bitch all morning Kirkwood, tough to see bikes.

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Ya, tough to see a bike on the LAKEFRONT PATH with a flashing LED front light

Don’t see many bikes on that route

Raining, snowing, or sunshine, there is no excuse for leaving the scene of an accident. smh.

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Cop called me an hour later and let me know they also have accident and the dumb b-itch on big brother cameras that are set up around the lakefront path.

See ya dirty c.unt

Kirkwood turns misogynistic when he's wronged.

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I had a front tooth pulled earlier this spring due to a crack that happened lord knows when. It's crazy that with all the advances in medicine that pulling a tooth is still basically just a pair of pliers and have at it. Enjoy six months with your flipper tooth. Getting my implant post on the 29th and am not looking forward to it.

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Kirkwood is just like Trump.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Surprised?

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The modern world is divided between those that would numb itself to its meaninglessness through various substances and various hedonisms and those that realize it and go crazy

I'm an equal opportunity hater when someone decides to use their car to kill me