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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 2:20 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The main pro to me was the lack of real commitment at a time when I didn't want it. And I got all the best of her and the other goof got the complaints and all the bad shit.

exactly

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 2:22 pm

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Bagels wrote:

shakes wrote:

After Rickey Henderson put me on a diet and I went from 250 to 180 in college I got a GF really quick. Then another one at the same time. Proved to be way too much work, but at least one of the girls was out of town so that made it a little easier. Of course it didn't help that on summer break the out of town GF would return and work as my boss at Domino's Pizza in Deerfield. I ended up breaking up with her by telling her my new GF doesn't want me talking to her. Work got a little awkward after that.

Never cheated on my wife, but she was nice enough to break up for me for a month right before my 20 year high school reunion back when we were dating in 2008. I parlayed that hall pass into a nice 2 week hook up with a girl from high school.

none of that happened

It is tough to believe that shakes worked at Dominos.

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Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 2:23 pm

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shakes wrote:

After Rickey Henderson put me on a diet and I went from 250 to 180 in college I got a GF really quick. Then another one at the same time. Proved to be way too much work...

Yeah, I don't understand these guys who juggle multiple women. One is hard enough for me.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 2:24 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

The main pro to me was the lack of real commitment at a time when I didn't want it. And I got all the best of her and the other goof got the complaints and all the bad shit. I can still feel about her in a way it would be impossible for me to feel about someone with whom I had a "normal" relationship. I'm glad she wouldn't leave her husband although I didn't feel that way at the time. I'll always have this storybook romance that was never tainted by real life concerns.

Do you need a tissue Freddie Prinze Jr.?

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shakes

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 2:25 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Bagels wrote:

shakes wrote:

none of that happened

It is tough to believe that shakes worked at Dominos.

lol, I actually worked at 2 Domino's during my illustrious pizza delivery career. Domino's Highwood is where I learned the trade.

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Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 2:30 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Do you need a tissue Freddie Prinze Jr.?

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 2:33 pm

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In my early 20s I was the other guy for a period of time. She was in her 30s and ticked off at her husband because she had found out he cheated on her, so she was looking for some payback. She was a milf with a nice rack who loved to fuck. It was great. We had our fun with no commitments. Probably the best sex I have ever had.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 2:39 pm

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RFDC wrote:

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Free Ajent

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 2:43 pm

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Never

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Seem like only yesterday, you were here smiling
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No traces of you, what can I do?
Alone and confused

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Don Tiny

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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 2:58 pm

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Free Ajent wrote:

Never

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Free Ajent

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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 3:00 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Free Ajent wrote:

Never

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 3:01 pm

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Free Ajent wrote:

Don Tiny wrote:

Free Ajent wrote:

Never

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Edward Dickman

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 3:02 pm

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I cheated on my right hand with my left.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 3:32 pm

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I'm too loyal.

I would never cheat on the CSFMB. I'm a one messageboard kind of guy.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 3:35 pm

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I'd take the Fifth, but any applicable statutes of limitations have long since tolled. It was during the golden era of the pager :lol:

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 4:16 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Chet Coppock's Fur Coat wrote:

No, but when I was in grad school I was the "other guy" for about two months for a Hawaiian female student who was in a 6-year relationship with her high school sweetheart and she wanted to see what a white guy would be like. They kept it going for about six months after that but she eventually dumped him and then started fucking a series of other white guys until she found one worth marrying.

I have been the "other guy" as well. I was really in love but she ultimately wouldn't leave her husband. My mother scolded me by saying, "That's what it's like with a married chick, a lot of breakfasts and lunches, Bobby." :lol:

Did she forget your name is Joe?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 4:23 pm

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I've never felt like I was ever the guy, let alone the other guy.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 4:37 pm

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Regular Reader wrote:

I'd take the Fifth, but any applicable statutes of limitations have long since tolled. It was during the golden era of the pager :lol:

I'll bet you had code words, too.

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formerlyknownas

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 4:38 pm

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wdelaney72 wrote:

Yes. It didn’t go on very long (less than 1 year) before I filed for divorce. It started basically after I knew divorce was when, not if. Doesn’t make it right nor is it an excuse….just how it went down. It’s an awful thing to do to someone and I hated myself for a long time. My ex had her faults and she is an equal contributor to the failure of the marriage, but in the end I cheated and I honestly feel I went out like a bitch for doing that.

Nah, that's just the course of a break-up. Not cheating--nothing you should feel (or have felt) bad about.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 4:43 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Regular Reader wrote:

I'd take the Fifth, but any applicable statutes of limitations have long since tolled. It was during the golden era of the pager :lol:

I'll bet you had code words, too.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 4:56 pm

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Is full service massage cheating? Asking for a friend.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 5:00 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Is full service massage cheating? Asking for a friend.

Happy ending?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 5:05 pm

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Nas wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Is full service massage cheating? Asking for a friend.

Happy ending?

Yes.

In reality I have only had one massage in my life. It was performed by a woman who I presume was a former communist era, eastern block shot putter and I wore a bathing suit.

The question still stands: is something like a happy ending massage or aggressive lap dance cheating?

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Nas

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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 5:09 pm

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It is.

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 5:11 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Nas wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Is full service massage cheating? Asking for a friend.

Happy ending?

No, it's treatment.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 5:13 pm

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Nas wrote:

It is.

I didn't expect that response from you.

If you want to take a very strict interpretation, the cheating begins in the mind.

How much different is it than taking care of yourself?

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 5:22 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Nas wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Is full service massage cheating? Asking for a friend.

Happy ending?

No, it's treatment.

I think you could make that argument. I might even believe it from my wife. It would be unquestioned truth in many societies and used to be in this one until not that long ago.

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Chilli Palmer

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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 5:30 pm

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I have never cheated on my wife. I did however cheat on my high school sweetheart. We dated all through high school and into our early twenties. She was a couple years older. When she graduated(left for college)I had a couple of years left of high school. Cheated any chance I could get. Once I graduated I joined her at the same school. I continued to cheat the entire time. She knew an forgave me almost every time. She eventually tired of my bullshit and broke it off for good. I feel terrible about my behavior to this day. I definitely loved her but was a complete asswipe. I'm glad she found someone who appreciates her though.

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Nas

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Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 5:32 pm

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I see no problem with the laptop dance but I would have a problem if my girlfriend told me some big exotic guy gave her a happy ending.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Have you cheated on a current or former significant othe

Posted: Thu May 19, 2016 5:47 pm

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Nas wrote:

I see no problem with the laptop dance but I would have a problem if my girlfriend told me some big exotic guy gave her a happy ending.

you would have a problem if your gf brought home another girl and wanted a 3some fagget

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