I bet you can't go a day without having a big, sweaty, suculant hog in your mouth, huh?

Drinking mango margaritas while the kids run through the sprinkler.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

That's what we did yesterday, had some friends + kids over...filled up the inflatable pool thing and let them run wild while we enjoyed beverages the soulful tunes of Hall and Oates. And Van Halen.

We would later have a wife swap.

You're getting soft.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child; but when I became a man, I put away childish things.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

If you had "23 posts," please make your way to the pay window.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

He instead goes to Woodlawn.


For more cocaine.

Work until 9am
Drive 71 miles home
eat breakfast
whine and bitch to my family about having to work memorial day weekend
attempt to sleep
go to grocery store
cook dinner.
attempt more sleep but fail.
drive 71 miles to work

Memorial Day 2016 can eat a bag of dicks.

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Went to the Cubs game. Gave our extra ticket to a navy kid outside the park.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Chus+Icegirl= MATCH

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Might be better than mine...

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I spent many early morning hours watching children earn 1/8 of a scholarship to a university they otherwise wouldn't have known existed.

I spent five hours cleaning out my garage to the point of exhaustion. I did get to swing a sledge hammer and break shit. I didn't blow shit up but the 4th is not far away.

I went on a run. It felt good. I then had a couple of beers with people drawn together by the commonality of school attendance.

I marched with cub scouts in the Rosehill Memorial Day parade. That was kind of fun. It is Illinois' largest civil war burial ground. They had cannons and civil war regiments. Some woman passed out.

I then went north of the border for a Brewers v. Cardinals game. Miller Park is an incredibly enjoyable time. It is also dirt cheap. Decent bleacher seats were $14. Hot dogs and drinks were $1. Parking was $14. I got out of there at under $100 for the entire family. I don't know if you can beat that even with a local minor league team.

I blew out a tire on the way home. I was ready to be a manly man and change the tire on the side of the expressway. My wife yelled at me that I would get killed and that I had obligations. By the time we were done the Minute Man had already arrived and changed it in a few minutes flat.

Fin.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Well, I see what some people did, they spent the day here telling me about their fulfilling lives. Good for them.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."