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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 6:37 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

I raise the aggregate IQ of any thread I enter.

Usually by 5.

You underestimate me.

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 6:39 pm

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wait a second, this thread is all jokes. you mean leash doesn't really think IkeSouth and I are the resident board geniuses.

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 6:40 pm

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Darkside wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

last time we did this and did the quiz and posted I only was a 139

Yeah I know those decimals are hard to see without your readers on.

Use the search man, not kidding

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 6:41 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

I raise the aggregate IQ of any thread I enter.

Usually by 5.

You underestimate me.

Well, if you have a pulse and the ability to use a spoon, you'll raise the aggregate limit. I was trying to tell you you're not giving yourself enough credit.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 6:42 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

I raise the aggregate IQ of any thread I enter.

Usually by 5.

You underestimate me.

Well, if you have a pulse and the ability to use a spoon, you'll raise the aggregate limit. I was trying to tell you you're not giving yourself enough credit.

I'm anti-spoon.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 6:44 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

Darkside wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

last time we did this and did the quiz and posted I only was a 139

Yeah I know those decimals are hard to see without your readers on.

Use the search man, not kidding

Me either.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 6:46 pm

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Hussra wrote:

wait a second, this thread is all jokes. you mean leash doesn't really think IkeSouth and I are the resident board geniuses.

You might be. You have a small body of work, though.
Up until recently, you were just a weirdo.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 6:46 pm

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Darkside wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

Darkside wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

last time we did this and did the quiz and posted I only was a 139

Yeah I know those decimals are hard to see without your readers on.

Use the search man, not kidding

Me either.

I'm going to defer to the high IQ types here, but shouldn't that be 'Me neither'?

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 6:58 pm

chaspoppcap wrote:

last time we did this and did the quiz and posted I only was a 139

Shouldn't your post instead have been bitching at Darko for following me around all day like a lost puppy dog?

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 7:00 pm

Mr. Reason wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Me either.

I'm going to defer to the high IQ types here, but shouldn't that be 'Me neither'?

Now you're gonna get it.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 7:01 pm

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Baby McNown wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

last time we did this and did the quiz and posted I only was a 139

Shouldn't your post instead have been bitching at Darko for following me around all day like a lost puppy dog?

Anyone following you around needs a new lot in life.

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Baby McNown

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 7:03 pm

Mr. Reason wrote:

Baby McNown wrote:

chaspoppcap wrote:

last time we did this and did the quiz and posted I only was a 139

Shouldn't your post instead have been bitching at Darko for following me around all day like a lost puppy dog?

Anyone following you around needs a new lot in life.

That's what I keep telling him.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 7:35 pm

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:

veganfan21 wrote:

ES, Scorehead, and Scooter seem to make a lot of money. Can't go wrong with them as my top three.

Making money does not equate to having a high IQ.

Well, Hoffy is out.

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rogers park bryan

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 7:36 pm

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Hussra

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 7:41 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Hussra wrote:

wait a second, this thread is all jokes. you mean leash doesn't really think IkeSouth and I are the resident board geniuses.

You might be. You have a small body of work, though.
Up until recently, you were just a weirdo.

Well, that's pretty cool. Hey, but a lot can happen over a year. I mean, I could come back next Fall as a completely normal person.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 7:51 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

I raise the aggregate IQ of any thread I enter.

And apparently the BAC.

How else am I to level the playing field?

I already made that joke.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 8:11 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

I raise the aggregate IQ of any thread I enter.

And apparently the BAC.

How else am I to level the playing field?

I already made that joke.

So what? Mine was better. Go fuck a servant.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 8:16 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

I'm going to defer to the high IQ types here, but shouldn't that be 'Me neither'?

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 8:16 pm

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Nobody listed me? I'm shocked.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 8:17 pm

Mr. Reason wrote:

So what? Mine was better. Go fuck a servant.

Done.

Mine was still funnier.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 8:20 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

So what? Mine was better. Go fuck a servant.

Done.

Mine was still funnier.

The paid help isn't laughing with you, they're laughing at you.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 8:22 pm

Mr. Reason wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

So what? Mine was better. Go fuck a servant.

Done.

Mine was still funnier.

The paid help isn't laughing with you, they're laughing at you.

Well, you would know.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 8:55 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

So what? Mine was better. Go fuck a servant.

Done.

Mine was still funnier.

The paid help isn't laughing with you, they're laughing at you.

Well, you would know.

You and me, liquid assets, right now.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 8:56 pm

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Sounds pretty gay.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 8:58 pm

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Liquid Assets used to be a good swimsuit store in oak brook. I miss it.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 9:00 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Sounds pretty gay.

You really are a bigot, aren't you?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 9:03 pm

Mr. Reason wrote:

You and me, liquid assets, right now.

I've got 2 1.75 L of Tito's and some cheap Irish whiskey...aged.

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Mr. Reason

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 9:06 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

You and me, liquid assets, right now.

I've got 2 1.75 L of Tito's and some cheap Irish whiskey...aged.

Fuck, you got me. I've only got a half 1.75 of Bombay Saphhire and two cans of PBR. You win this time.

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JORR

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Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 9:06 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

You and me, liquid assets, right now.

I've got 2 1.75 L of Tito's and some cheap Irish whiskey...aged.

Fuck, you got me. I've only got a half 1.75 of Bombay Saphhire and two cans of PBR. You win this time.

Icegirl isn't coming back, guys.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Top 3 Board IQ's

Posted: Mon May 30, 2016 9:07 pm

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Mr. Reason wrote:

You and me, liquid assets, right now.

I've got 2 1.75 L of Tito's and some cheap Irish whiskey...aged.

Fuck, you got me. I've only got a half 1.75 of Bombay Saphhire and two cans of PBR. You win this time.

Icegirl isn't coming back, guys.

She'll be back.

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