Don't drink Everclear has become a recent addition to my life rules.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

If you have not learned that by 26 you are a dope.

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Elections have consequences.

You're not wrong.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Don't shit where you eat

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Unless you're a beta with low t levels. Then it's fine.

Damn straight. Words of wisdom here.

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Don't listen to WSCR Saturdays from 4-8.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Don't do milk, stay in sleep, and get 8 hours of drugs.

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My signature.

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Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Didn't Bill Clinton only get a dog after he got caught getting a blowjob and had to seem more family oriented?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Does that mean after dropping the kids off at the pool at McDonald's that you have to drive down the street to the Wendy's to eat?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

whatever happened to that dog I wonder.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

uh no

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

just thought of one...

if your wife doesn't question the motives of another man asking her out 1 on 1 for dinner, then she is a moron...and you should get divorced.

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@audioidkid

I guess you're not such a bad guy after all.

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Thank you!

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Hmm.
Would it be weird if I met your wife for dinner and you were out of town on a project?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

yes, because:

1. I never go out of town for projects.
2. Tiffy would go with.
3. Destiny.

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@audioidkid

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I was wondering your opinion on this. I doubt I've ever come across a more happily married couple than you and DW.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

That's hot.

gross.

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@audioidkid

Finally someone who knows wtf he is talking about.

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https://www.backroadspubandgrill.com

German cars drive best and are worth the money and maintenance costs.
Save at least 6% of your paycheck for your 401(k) and don't take a distribution until you retire.
Directv is the best tv provider.
Macs. Deal with it.
Save for your kid's college from the day they are born. Dollar cost average.
Read books. Anything you enjoy.
Don't revolve credit cards.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Call out Oracles
Stay with the group and the Gorgon's won't spot us
OK, WHO THE FUCK GOT SPOTTED?!?!
Call out what side you teleported to
STOP SHOOTING FUCKING ROCKETS FROM INSIDE THE CLEANSING ORB

Don't step off your plate
Kill your gatekeeper
I SAID DON'T STEP OFF THAT FUCKING PLATE
Ok, now step off the plate
STEP OFF THE FUCKING PLATE!!! <wipe>
When I say smoke him, I better see five fucking rockets heading right for that fucker like immediately
STOP SHOOTING THOSE FUCKING BOOMERS

I need you to pull the essence from me
SERIOUSLY, PULL THE FUCKING ESSENCE!
Hey, I died on the way down, don't open the chest yet...

Don't shoot those Acolytes, I need to kill them to stay alive
If you have the debuff that is going to kill all of us, get the fuck out of the pool
Call out your plate as you jump on it

No, we don't need four people gathering charges here
NO, WE CAN'T KILL HIM WITH TEH FUCKING SWORD!!!
Don't pick up any of the pieces yet
Kill the captains
I SAID DON'T PICK UP ANY OF THE PIECES YET
Ok, somebody picked up a piece, kill those mines
HEY LOOK, SOMEONE DIDN'T SHOOT THE MINES!
No, you don't need to run up to the servitor to shoot it with the cannon
Watch out for that turret.
LEFT. MOST. PILLAR.

I hate... absolutely hate it when they want to go to the near pillar when the last teleport is left. I also go nuts when you call solar and someone says dude can you just say scorch I don't get it.
The nber of runners shall be two. Two is the number of runners, no mor3 no less. One shall not be until number excepting that he is followed by another. Three shall not be the number of runners. 4 runners is right out.
If I need attachable grenade kills for the love of God don't shoot them when. I tagged one.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014