"wow I didnt know the CTA started taking food stamps"

offer her a nice, refreshing Newport to be enjoyed perilously between two cars while the train is going max speed

does anyone else here find it at-least-moderately-amusing that i only seem to have "e-beef" with the dipshits, dumbasses, and douchebags* of the board? it's almost like i need to exclusively converse with intelligent/interesting/cool people cuz "the killer Ds" just don't seem to mesh with me for some odd reason....

clearly that reason = because i don't currently have a proper 9-5 and a $10k+ bi-annual property tax bill due in the next few months [but hey, call it a hunch neither does darkside for SOME ODD REASON.... =] --

maybe i just don't have much in common with dipshits and dumbasses of the world so we just don't "click" on a level where we can commiserate together about the banalities of our day-to-day lives? dadgummit!

* = not to be confused with the poster "douchebag" cuz he's good peeps from my experiences with him over the years.

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Just tell her youre a rail marshall and you just want her to get home safe.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

"you know were pretty lucky ISIS hasn't attacked the trains yet, I mean think about it were like 25 feet above ground. you'd probably survive the fall but only you could control your landing, probably wouldn't be able to do that with the concussive blast of a suicide vest. and even if you did manage to not land on your head you'd probably break both legs from the impact. oh hey I'm Dave and yea I'm not really quote-unquote EMPLOYED right now"

"they should call the 146 bus the 'I've lived here for 3 years, I feel like I can call myself a Chicagoan now' shuttle"

"when's the last time you saw a JEW on one of these things huh? I mean its been 70 years now its time to start to trusting rail transportation again"

LITTLE KNOWN FACT: one morning i woke up and went outside to get the paper, and at the end of my driveway there was a giant storefront-newport-sign just chillin there like there's some mysterious cabal of people who occasionally pop up to offer me nice little gifts like a storefront newport sign!

yeah, typically if i'm gonna go this route i'd try to riff on something about her shirt/clothes/hair/style/etc. usually in such a way that i'm stroking their ego via feeding their vanity with some much-needed compliments!



but yeah, you know what? this here is a friendly reminder that a cleverly-deceptive pickup line is seriously just up and asking a fine chick what the best pickup line/s used on her were! >=]

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Tell her on the first of the month you can buy her a PBR.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Pull up the board and show her how you gave that horrible Darkside a real what for.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

hahaha damn, jolly good show America: The Poster! however i'd be remiss if i didn't point out that you're doing this wrong..... see in a sini thread you don't talk about THE TOPIC at hand; you're supposed to remind everyone that sini is a broke-ass/joke-ass/low-to-no-class loser! duh.

so while i truly appreciate your actual-contributions to the thread.... dude, do you come here to actually inform entertain and uplift? or do you come here to play e-grabass with your 2cool4work messageboard buddies? if you answered the former, man, we're either gonna have to have a talk or never talk again..... idk which one, but surely one of the overqualified life coaches here in the thread should be able to tell us which way to go here cuz this is truly above my paygrade cuz.........

......ready?

[drum roll]

SINI DOESN'T HAVE A PAYGRADE BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A JOB GUYS!!!!!! (#TheMoreYouKnow! *rainbow*)

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also how amusing is it that even tho i stopped paying attention to darko ~2-3+ posts ago he's still carrying on and on and on and on cuz he really wants my attention?

....and don't forget, i'm supposed to be the predictable one who can never see a "good button-pushing" coming from a mile away cuz like, you know, i'm stupid and barely-functional because i truly need help from transcendental visionaries like darkside if i ever endeavor to get another piece of ass between now and the end of my life!

AND REMEMBER TONIGHT'S MORAL OF THE THREAD EVERYONE: SAYING THAT SOMEONE *WANTS* TO LIVE IN LAKEMOOR IS INSULTING THEM!

(but i gotta admit watching darko continue the wit parade ad infinitum as a form of damage control = why i do what i do =)

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Tell her you only look like a hobo to throw off potential muggers

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Just say you're not really you, you're just playing a character to get reactions from the police.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

And he's done.

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I never realized sini was such a whiner.

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Just switch "parents" to "grandpa" and you're all set!

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Actually, no one wants to hear about your fuckin' job.

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Freedom is our Strength.

show her some of your posts.

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Isn't that the truth. There is one guy, husband of a friend of my sister in law, that I talk to once a year and you can tell he's just bored as shit as these kids birthday parties I see him at. He always asks about my job and then a thousand different questions. I think it's foreign enough to him that it beats watching 2 year olds eat cake. But I sure don't want to talk about it.

I always hate when someone asks me, "What do you do?" I never really answer either. It's the most boring form of conversation. Unless you're an astronaut or a big league ballplayer or something. Ask me what I love.

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Freedom is our Strength.

Wear a shirt that says: I fuck on the first date

nope; if anything, a woman would only want to know your title.

"I have a pathological obsession with arguing about the W/L statistic for pitchers with people on the internet"

We don't attack each other. Everybody love Everybody. We(Sox fans) are an endangered species.

I have nothing but respect and appreciation for Joe Orr Road Rod, but you gotta call em like you see em.

That's correct.

Here is one of my old business cards:

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Freedom is our Strength.

Try to figure out a way to compliment her eyes - interesting / captivating / intriguing / beautiful, etc.

Work on the delivery so it sounds more as though you are fascinated by them rather than creepy. I'd avoid "beautiful" unless you think the moment calls for it. "Intriguing" is more conversation-starty....

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You know me like that.

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When I was looking,I was just happy they were pointing in the same direction!

Same with the tits.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."