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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:20 pm 
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Get motion sensing sprinklers that will blast the dog with water if he wanders on your property.

Baring that, move.



Ive read about those but not sure if I know how to hook those up. Sound expensive too.


Pretty sure they aren’t too bad. Beats poisoning the dog or shitting on your neighbors lawn.


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Am I missing something?

Just go fucking tell the guy to stop.

If you poison a dog, you will go to hell.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:23 pm 
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No idea but it supposedly causes quick death and the sweet taste is attractive to dogs.


Antifreeze is not quick death. It takes a long time. Just ask that freak, Keyser Soze. He killed his wife with antifreeze.

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No idea but it supposedly causes quick death and the sweet taste is attractive to dogs.


Antifreeze is not quick death. It takes a long time. Just ask that freak, Keyser Soze. He killed his wife with antifreeze.


Yeah mike its not a nice death. When I was about six or lab died from that. Got me misty eyed thinking about it.

Like Leash said, dog poisoning is a first class ticket to he'll.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:49 pm 
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Buy some Roundup spray, and spell out "Clean up after your fucking dog" in his lawn.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2017 10:54 pm 
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No idea but it supposedly causes quick death and the sweet taste is attractive to dogs.


Antifreeze is not quick death. It takes a long time. Just ask that freak, Keyser Soze. He killed his wife with antifreeze.


Yeah mike its not a nice death. When I was about six or lab died from that. Got me misty eyed thinking about it.

Like Leash said, dog poisoning is a first class ticket to he'll.


Amen, TM.

If anybody ever questions your love of dogs, you ask those cocksuckers where man would be without dogs. They sacrifice their entire existence to benefit man. And they do it without hesitation.

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So I have a neighbor who is pretty much a loser. He does not care for his dog and lets him roam around the hood. But the dog keeps pooping on my small yard I have that I use for gardening and growing veggies.

I confronted that fucker many times but he is a loser and says fuck you to me. Others have complained too but he doesn't care. He's been in the complex the longest so I guess he thinks he has more rights than anyone else. The complex management are scared of the guy and don't do much.

I have shoo'd the dog away a few times but it keeps coming back to my area to do it's stuff. At this point I'm ready to kill the dog. I know the dog does not deserve it, but I feel like it's the only option.

Of course I probably won't. But what should I do? I can't put up a fence.

Any secrets, dirty deeds, or special tricks out there to get this fucking mutt off my yard and garden? I've used dog repellent spray and it didnt work and it hurts my garden. Ive had thoughts of murdering the beast and burying it somewhere but I'm too much of a pussy to do that.

Since you are a gardener, I can tell you that my neighbor was once fertilizing with bone meal, my dog could not resist and ate it, and shit all over my house for a week.

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Next season plant some marigolds around or amongst the vegetable gardens ... they tend to keep MANY garden pests away, and I think (some) dogs are on that list.

I also don't think dogs are fond of vinegar ... white vinegar, not the apple cider stuff ... people need that to drink for ....... some reason. I would guess making a perimeter from the stuff might suit your needs.

As good a couple guesses as any.

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No idea but it supposedly causes quick death and the sweet taste is attractive to dogs.


Antifreeze is not quick death. It takes a long time. Just ask that freak, Keyser Soze. He killed his wife with antifreeze.


Yeah mike its not a nice death. When I was about six or lab died from that. Got me misty eyed thinking about it.

Like Leash said, dog poisoning is a first class ticket to he'll.


I didn’t recommend it.

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Antifreeze? What are you, a planned community trophy wife?


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If I find out you did anything to harm this dog I will find you and I will fuck you up. That's not an idle threat. You poison that dog and the board finds out about it, I'll fly to Hawaii and stomp all over your burrito garden and leave you with carrots sticking out of your eye sockets.

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If I find out you did anything to harm this dog I will find you and I will fuck you up. That's not an idle threat. You poison that dog and the board finds out about it, I'll fly to Hawaii and stomp all over your burrito garden and leave you with carrots sticking out of your eye sockets.

edit- I trimmed this down to adhere better with board rules/established norms



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Dognap his dog and replace it with an exact replica that you have trained to shit on his porch.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 18, 2017 8:26 am 
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2 Cub fans in this thread are terrible human beings.

I'd like to say it's surprising but....

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Take a dump on your neighbors lawn.

I thought of that but I think it's illegal.
So is willfully killing a dog you dumb fucking hermit.

Might be better if you drink the antifreeze.

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If the dog does not have a collar call animal control ,they will catch him and bring him to the pound.

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You’re a monster. Seriously.

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I bet you cheered at the end of Ole Yeller.

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Take a dump on your neighbors lawn.





This is great advice. For greater effect make sure said dude sees you do it. Be sure to maintain eye contact the entire time, this is important as it will help establish dominance.



Good luck bud

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Something like this response would get your neighbors attention:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk

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Kill the dog and the owner. Fuck his wife.


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Kill the dog and the owner. Fuck his wife.


who do you marry?


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I have an issue with a neighbor who does this shit too. Has an old Golden Retriever. Good dog. His wife always has the leash but when he walks him, never holds the leash. Puts me on edge because my dog can be mean and knows MMA. Already put my gf's sister's dog in a chokehold for getting too familiar.

I know this guy thinks his dog won't run away but you never know with a dog and I worry he will charge my dog one day, whether it be friendly or not, doesn't matter. Leashyourdogs. He's never been close enough to me for me to ask him to stop. I just hope he's not a dick about it like your situation, Hawaii, because I'll get pissed and get in his face if he were to talk to me like that, but I don't want the drama. But yea, you're just acting like a pussy.

I adopted my dog a little over a year ago and I already love him more than my gf. I can't begin to fathom how sick someone has to be in the head to want to harm a dog.


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Would this idea work? I was in a furniture store and they had this stuffed fake dog. like a doll. German shepard.

If I buy a fake dog and stick it on my lawn, will this mutt be dumb enough to think it's real and stay away?


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I have an issue with a neighbor who does this shit too. Has an old Golden Retriever. Good dog. His wife always has the leash but when he walks him, never holds the leash. Puts me on edge because my dog can be mean and knows MMA. Already put my gf's sister's dog in a chokehold for getting too familiar.

I know this guy thinks his dog won't run away but you never know with a dog and I worry he will charge my dog one day, whether it be friendly or not, doesn't matter. Leashyourdogs. He's never been close enough to me for me to ask him to stop. I just hope he's not a dick about it like your situation, Hawaii, because I'll get pissed and get in his face if he were to talk to me like that, but I don't want the drama. But yea, you're just acting like a pussy.

I adopted my dog a little over a year ago and I already love him more than my gf. I can't begin to fathom how sick someone has to be in the head to want to harm a dog.


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Would this idea work? I was in a furniture store and they had this stuffed fake dog. like a doll. German shepard.

If I buy a fake dog and stick it on my lawn, will this mutt be dumb enough to think it's real and stay away?



Seriously. https://www.walmart.com/ip/Costway-Solar-Powered-Motion-Activated-Animal-Repellent-Sprinkler-Black/887098759?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=1848&adid=22222222227077030374&wmlspartner=wmtlabs&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=t&wl3=189631289251&wl4=pla-486489640232&wl5=9021966&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=113146030&wl11=online&wl12=887098759&wl13=&veh=sem 28 bucks man.


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