You might be confusing her with me.

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I'm gonna cum!

Do you have a great big cock?

Where has he been?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Am I ugly?

Please be honest.

A toothless woman behind the counter at The Brat Stop asked me the other day "hey, you know who you look like?" I responded "Tom Cruise." She laughed and said "no, Gary Busey." Then there was the time some old guy at a movie theater stopped me and asked me if I was Sean Astin.

So even at my absolute best, when unbiased people are trying to be semi complimentary, I top out in the looks department as an unattractive famous person. I never imagined myself to be some kind of boat hunk but now I'm starting to think I'm not even as good as my modest projections.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

"Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend."

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You're breathtaking.

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Because you seem oddly vulnerable at this time I will not make a joke.

I will wait til next week.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Good news: I get compared to the star of a very successful movie franchise!!

Bad news: that movie is Shrek

You got called an Ass?

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

This is important.

This is an emotional issue for me and I'd appreciate all of you wise-guys to hold back on it.

Does Taco Bell not make Double-Decker tacos any longer?

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You know me like that.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

no it was discontinued a few months ago

Not undeservedly, no.

Those were actually pretty good.

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unless it wasn't selling at all, i don't really get it...it's a pretty simple preparation that uses already existing/common ingredients

What was the cost? You couldn't charge much more than a hard shell taco but you are adding beans and tortilla. The margin on it might be less than a hard shell taco.

I love crunchwraps.

They certainly charged more than the cost of the additional tortilla and bean spread.

Maybe it was a production efficiency issue. The preparation might have taken too long for what they could reasonably charge.

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You know me like that.

Is The Brat Stop a dolphin euphemism?

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https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/t ... anch-tacos

There's really no reason it was removed. I didn't know the meximelt was gone.

The Buseys were up there to play ball. You know he likes the sausage.

Everything at taco bell is the same thing just disguised as something different. That's what people say. I disagree.

My favorite thing at taco bell is the taco pizza. But I don't always get it. I like when they have their specials every now and then. My favorite was when they had their taco grillers for $1.00 for a month or so. That was a good bang for your buck. I would get 3. Now they are 2 bucks I think.

I rarely buy the meal deal when I go to taco bell. I think I'm rare. I don't need a drink to eat taco bell.

To answer your question, I'm not sure about the Double-decker tacos. I never look for it.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I could have sworn Beardown used to have an avatar.

I thought it was this or something similar:

This is as disappointing as when the chillitto (it will never be a chili cheese burrito to me) was discontinued.

I believe the chilito was a Zantigo thing...and it was fantastic!

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

I don’t know about that but in my iron stomach, 135 pound days, a Taco Bell order of two soft taco supremes, two chillitos, and 2 bean, or perhaps green, burritos and a large dr. Pepper or Cherry Pepsi was a cheap late Sunday dinner at college.. would eat that and be hungry two hours latter... damn I miss that metabolism.

I was a two soft taco supremes, two beef mexi melts, and one chilito guy all washed down with Mt Dew kind of guy.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

In 2001 when Dennis Savard badly sang the 7th inning stretch, why did he sound a lot like Paul Shaffer?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Hey, I almost threw a brick through their window when the terminated the Grill'd Stuft Burrito for no damn reason.

Or when Subway just up and discontinued the Seafood Sensation Sub, the only item I ever ordered.

Fuckers.

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We Now Know That JOE BIDEN has been COMPROMISED by CHINA! (let that sink in)

Election 2020-The Largest Fraud in the History of Mankind.

*If you believe that Biden won, you also believe that Epstein killed himself*