Regular Reader wrote:
How fast were you going?
Shit not me. I haven't gotten a speeding ticket since 1995. I was just asking because yesterday my wife was looking out the window and some chick casually tossed her McDonald's trash on our lawn and the wife starts knocking hard on the window, the chick looked up and my wife drops a very casual 'what the fuck patriot' at her and she kinda shrugged and picked up the trash and moved on. So she said she's got to keep an eye out cause that chick will be dumping shit on people's lawn soon enough like how you start speeding again 20 minutes after a ticket.